Prof. Parrot, trying to look swag and confident: I got arrested for being too cool.
JB: All charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.
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G and Sally: So sorry Isk-
Isk: //already forging PM's signature// What is it this time?
G: We want to go to the zoo, but PM grounded us..
Isk: ...
Sally: We'll get you a penguin-
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MM: Are you high?
G: What?
MM: High?
G: Hello
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PM: When I was small-
Crooked: //snorts// Was?
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Crooked: What the f**k?!
PM: Language!
Crooked: English.
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Carmine: What does bnb stand for? Like an air bnb?
Chron: A bnb is a bed an-
G: Bungeons and Bragons.
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G: I drank coffee. Why am I still sleepy?
Snake: Did you sleep?
G: IRRELEVANT
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Kirby: Sometimes I feel like my only talent is breathing.
JB: You have asthma, moron.
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MM: I prevented a murder today.
Gold: Really? Wow! How?
MM: Self control.
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Everyone: laughing
Zedeath: What's going on?
Luna: PM told a silly joke!
MM: No, he IS the joke.
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Chron: What's the hardest thing to say?
MM: I was wrong
PM: I need help
G: worcestershire sauce
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PM: eH! Stop correcting me often!
MM: Then stop being wrong all the time.
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Chron: You guys saved the day once again!
Isk: Chron- you were there, too! You're with us!
Chron: Yes? Well- I did nothing but bark and hiss and prove a nuisance. So- basically nothing at all.
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Isk: Oh no! We lost PM!
G: How?!
Chron: No- I've got this.
Chron: //clears throat// PM is an unthreatening tiny mini vanilla cupcake-
PM: //bursts from under a mountain of pillows// eH?! How dare you suppose I can't be intimidat-
Chron: There he is.
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MM: //T-Posing on a chair//
Carmine: ?
MM: T-pOsE tO aSsErT dOmiNaNCe!
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Chron: Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
Smol, sighing: Sorry- don't listen to him- I accidental woke him up.
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MM: Why are you lying on the ground?
JB: Depression.
JB: But I also got stabbed. Please help.
~~
Smol: Chron!
Chron:
Smol; Chron! Can you hear me?!
Chron:
Smol: CHRON!
Chron: //takes off earbuds and winces with hands over ears// ?
Smol: There's a bunch of birds outside! Let's go!
Chron: HAVE YOU GOTTEN ANY SLEEP? THAT'S G MAKING ALL THOSE NOISES!
Smol, realizing she could barely hear him: WHAT?!
G: //Verbal chaos like a quadrillion birds//
