(PM, if you are off-break rn because temptation... SHOO BIRDY BIRB SHOO! YOU HAVE A BREAK! ENJOY AND CHERISH IT AND DONT STOP BECAUSE SOMEBODY IS BEING NEGATIVE AND YOU CAN CHECK BACK ONCE YOUR FOURTEEN DAYS ARE OVER! FLY! FLY AWAYYYY! )
(Semi real-er life AU)
(Texting)
PM: Do you have Anxiety Prime?
PM: Erm- ***Amazon
Chron: I have both.
~~
MM: Going to downtown
MM: Walking fast-
PM, walking by: Greetings-?
MM: Walking faster
~~
(On a road trip)
Crooked: //Might be reading smut//
JB: //staring into space because they don't want to be there//
Snake: //Preparing for the hell//
Human Prof. Parrot: Reading and staring at all the colorful billboards and signs.
Isk: //questioning at how so many people fit//
MM: //thinking about how much she hates everyone and everything//
Sunny: //Singing any songs that come onto the radio//
PM: //Making sure everything is family friendly//
Sequoia: //reading 1085 books//
G: //playing with everything he can get his hands on//
Chron: //Pretending he's fine//
~~
Smol: Aw! Isk and G are holding hands!
*Meanwhile*
Isk: G- why'd you glue our hands together?
~~
(Semi Real-er Life AU- PM and Chron forgot Isk and G at IKEA-)
G: Captain's Log, Day 25, our rations are slim. There is a mere meatball and a chocolate bar between us.
Isk, seated at the curb: Uh, G, it's only been 25 minutes-
G: Isky has succumbed to sea madness with the passing time-
~~
(Semi Real-er Life AU again- Isk and Chron are attempting to teach G math-)
Chron, pointing to a triangle: This means it's 90 degrees-
G: How can it be 90 degrees? It's winter!
Chron: No, the angle is-
Isk: Because of global warming-
Chron: Goddamnit, Isk.
~~
(That same AU again..)
Isk: Why does one of the tabs on your computer have a picture of me and G.. kissing?
MM: WHY THE F**K WERE YOU ON MY COMPUTER?
~~
PM: I still stand by what I said when I was drunk.
Chron: ..you were yelling about how we don't deserve chickens...
PM, almost crying behind his mask: Listen- we live in a cruel world that is dark and angry. H-have you seen a baby chicken, Melon? They're soft, fluffy, and pure
Chron, sorta just smelling PM's sadness: Are you crying?
PM, crying: They are entirely too pure for this dark world. We must protect them-
~~
G: I have sent good vibes your way. They're coming. There's no way to stop them. //death hugs Isk//
Isk: ..This is the most threatening way I've been cheered up-
~~
(That AU again)
PM: I'm back from Walmart!
Everyone:
PM: Oh my Notch! WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE??
