Chron: Don't stay up all night, G. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.
~~
//Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'//
JB: Oh no.
Rainy: //cries// I love you too!
Chron: Sounds fake, but okay?
Isk: //A flustered mess//
MM: Can I get a refund?
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PM: What are you drinking?
MM: Vodka.
PM: Straight?
MM: No, gay. Why?
~~
Rainy: I'm going to be an adult in 4 years and I only have a vague idea of what I'm going to do-
Par: I'm gonna be an adult in less than a year and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
Chron: I'm with you there...
G: I'm an adult and I don't know what I'm doing with my life!
Isk: Three types of people-
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JB: State your name, rank, and intention.
MM: Magic Maker, magic maker, fun.
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JB: I love you.
MM: Me too.
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Isk, digging their grave: Long story short, this is my grave.......Want me to make you one too?
~~
//The TV is freaking out//
JB: Don't worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
//unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. Nothing changes.//
JB: Yeah, that didn't work with my grandma either.
~~
Isk: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world-
G: Unless you're home alone-
~~
//Semi Irl AU//
G: Oh, here's my award for the most rules broken!
Chron: That's not an award, it's an angry letter from our boss.
G, hanging it on his wall: Well, it has the word 'most' in it, so I'm calling it an award!
~~
//Again, semi IRL//
Chron: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
MM: That's why I own TEN guns.
MM: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder!
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MM: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Gman. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing G!
Isk: Nope.
MM: In that case, as the archbishop of Isk's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss G right on the lips!!!
