MM: Yum thanks!
Kidnapper: //puts more tape over her mouth//
Kidnapper: I said to stop eating it-
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Isk: G, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason-
G: //Wearing a hoodie that's too big for him// Spooky-
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Sally: I'm here for the cult stuff.
MM: How did you find us?
Sally: I saw your ad on Craigslist-
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Prof. Parrot: I've connected the two dots.
JB: You didn't connect s***
Prof. Parrot: I've connected them
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Rainy: why is G crying?
Chron: He saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
G: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY
Rainy: please don't say what I think you're gonna say
G: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH
Rainy: nO NOT THAT-
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Isk: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
G: Sure!
G: Whats your favorite color?
Isk, totally focused: Triangle- Do you like guys-
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Smol: Good morning!
JB: Is it? Is it really?
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PM: We live in an age where you can press a button and a dark web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.
JB: What button?
JB: WHAT F***ING BUTTON?
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Sally, with great delight: Oooh, they're gonna hate this.
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Chron: In the light of what happened tonight, you may hug me from four to five seconds.
Rainy: Forty-five???!!?
Chron: No-
Rainy: //holds him in a tight hug// No take backs!
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PM: I am, as they say, awake.
MM: Isn't it woke?
PM: Yes, but that is grammatically incorrect.
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Isk: aww, some child drew a funny looking giraffe!
Chron: There aren't any children here, though-
G: clenching his jaw: it's an alpaca.
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PM: What's your greatest strength?
G: Getting out of corn mazes.
PM: Erm... okay? And your greatest weakness?
G: I keep finding myself unexpectedly in corn mazes.
PM, realizing they're in a corn maze: eH-
G: Guess it's my time to shine-
~~
(Semi irl AU)
Prof. Parrot: Tell me your wildest fantasy.
Cone: I'm on the Wheel of Fortune, and I spin it so hard it lights on fire.
Prof. Parrot: No, I meant like-
Cone: Everyone claps.
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MM: Look, JB, I know we don't get along.
JB: //scoffs// Yeah we sure as f*** don't.
MM: Shut up. I brought you a gift as a peace offering.
JB: What is it?
MM: //handing it to him// Here, it's a bath bomb. You just throw it into the bath when you need to relax.
JB:
JB: MM, this is a toaster.
