Chron: They look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
PM watching Sally screaming, MM trying to set a sleeping JB on fire, and G choking on literal air: I do not know either.
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Noah on Monday: //glues a dime to the sidewalk// Heh heh heh.
Noah on Wednesday: //walking down the street// Ooh hey! A dime!
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G: Hey MM, do you wanna help us?
MM: Oh, I would... but I don't want to.
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JB: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.
MM: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.
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//At a zoo//
Sally: What are they in for?
G: Sally, this isn't prison-
Sally: So they can leave?
G: No, but-
Sally, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone-
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MM: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.
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JB: What is love?
Chron: An emotional minefield.
G: A neurochemical reaction.
MM: Baby don't hurt me-
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//During the rare "love" part of the love-hate relationship//
JB, admiring a sleeping MM: You're so cute.
MM, sleepily: I could beat your a**.
JB, lovingly: I know.
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G: Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism.
Isk: How so?
G: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours--
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JB: If karma doesn't hit you, I f***ing will.
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Chron: //visiting the squad// Hello, I just came to-
Chron: //sees Sally shoving G into the washing machine while MM records and Prof. Parrot watches*
Chron: //slowly retreating// Something suddenly came up-
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Smol: G, nO-
G: G, yEs!
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Sally: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute f***ery, I am going to revoke your life privileges! >:(
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G: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don't set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 5 hours? Nobody knows. It's risky and I like it.
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MM: You disgust me.
JB: //eating a kitkat sideways// I realize this and don't care.
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G: I can be a responsible adult!
Chron: //raises an eyebrow//
G: I swear- I am an adult-
