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MM: When I drink achohol, everybody says I'm an achoholic.

MM: But whenever I drink Fanta, nobody says I'm Fantastic.

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PM: Who ate the cookies?

Chron: Ninjas.

PM: But I didn't see them

Chron: Nobody does.

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Carmine, taking pictures: Butter, butter

Chron, mildly concerned on Carmine's learning progress: I'm certain you're supposed to say 'cheese'...

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MM: Okay- Carmine. If someone says something really cool  it's a thing to say 'wig'

 Carmine: Ooh- okay-

//Later//

PM: I got you some food, and everything is actually absolutely alright! Nobody is captured!

Carmine: wig!!

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PM: Of course I care about all my friends equally!

Chron: So, me, Isk, G, Jing, MM and some others got attacked..

PM: Is kitty bells alright???

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PM, about his most recent mission: We only nearly died about 6 or 7 times, and I didn't die, which I believe is quite good!

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MM, spitting out liquid from a cup: Oh- yuck- what tea is this?

G, brightly: I boiled some Gatorade!

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FPM, about the other Hels: I like hearing the team yelling at somebody else. It makes such a nice change!

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G: I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I am dumb enough to try everything-

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Carmine, not really knowing how to say what he wants to say: //sticks a sticker on Chron//

Chron: ?

Carmine: Thanks for being a friend, Chro- I'm not really sure what to say, so-

Chron, looking at the sticker: Does this say 'A purr-fect friend'?

Carmine: Uh- yeah.

Carmine: You don't have to wear it if you don't want t-

Chron: No, no, I like it. Don't peel it-

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MM: My death will probably be caused by me being sarcastic at the wrong time-

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Carmine, pointing to a carousel: Oh- can we go on the horse tornado?

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G: I think I need to be alone right now.. 

//later//

G: Thanks for being alone with me, Isk-

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MM: If you don't get caught, everything's legal-

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