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MM: Welcome to my yeet and greet.

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Chron: "Are you okay?" Probably not, next question-

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MM: Cat logic is so simple yet so effective. Don't like something? Smack it away from you as far as possible. Literally flawless reasoning.

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MM: The eagles won last night.

Rainy: Oh, you watched the game?

MM, covered in blood and scratches: What game

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Isk: If you get in trouble I'll be a lawyer for you. Ok?

G: Yeah.

PM: Fishy!

G: Yes?-

Chron: Sit down on that chair. You're in trouble.

Isk, whispering: Deny everything.

G, loudly: That isn't a chair.

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MM: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak. Like, "Look at this f***ing flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I'm losing."

JB: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees. 

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Sally: Have you ever looked at an authority figure and think, "Wow. I respect a well-grilled hotdog more than you."?

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Isk: I like someone who's environmentally aware.

G, pointing to the sky: That's a cloud.

Chron: That's not what they-

Isk, already in love: O-oh- you're smart

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G: I don't think Chron knows how to handle compliments-

Rainy: Why do you say that?

G: Just say something to him-

Rainy, to Chron: You're a great friend!

Chron, panicking: Happy Birthday-

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MM: You ever live just to flex on the haters?

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Rainy as a drug dealer: We don't have Coke, is Pepsi okay?

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MM, tripping down the stairs:

MM, weakly while lying on the floor: parkOur-

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//texting//

Chron: Isk has a flamethrower..

PM: what?

Chron: you should probably get here soon

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G: I forgot the name for that one thing, but i can't ask Isk or Chron, or they will never let me live this down-

Sally: I can help!

G: It's that hard cube made out of frozen water

Sally:

Sally: crunch water

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Prof. Parrot: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitos just because they're annoying?

Prof. Parrot: like,wOw, if people did that to other people I would have died years ago-

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MM: After many, many hours, I've come to a conclusion.

MM: One that I do not like.

MM: We are friends.

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//Ah, being idiots//

G, as a pilot: Attention, everyone, this is your captain speaking. We're about to experience some turbulence shortly so please strap in

G: Isk just bet I couldn't do a barrel roll in this thing and let's just say i'm about to be 20 bucks richer-

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