G: Microwaves be like,
mmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-
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Chloe: Where are you going?
Sally: To grab ice cream or to murder someone-
Chloe:
Sally: I'll decide on the way there-
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Rainy: Prof, what do you want to eat?
Sally: T h e s o u l s o f t h e i n n o c e n t -
Prof: A cookie, maybe one with the macadamia nuts?
Sally: N o -
Prof: Two cookies :)
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Isk: I shall light my soul ablaze so my existence in your life would make it much brighter-
G: I-I know you're trying to be poetic, b-but can you please stand still so that I can put out the fire on your head?
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JB: God, Magi makes me so angry sometimes.
Smol: ..You're sitting in her lap?
JB: Angrily
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MM: Making my way downtown
MM: Walking fast
MM:
MM:
MM: Walking a bit slower to match my pace withJB because he's short-
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G: Change is inedible
Isk: ..Don't you mean 'inevitable'?
G, spitting out some pennies, nickels, and dimes: No, I did not-
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Smol: If you were a fruit, what would you be?
Rainy: Hm..
Chron: A tomato, because I don't belong
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(Tired Hermittpadders for the next few quotes)
Misty: Why are you on the counter-
Rainy, standing on the counter: I wanna be talll-
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PM: eH- how did this happen?
Chron, stuck in a trash can: How does a n y t h i n g happen??
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JB: Succeed in life just to spite God.
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Smol: I feel like snittt...
Snake: Well, you did just somehow eat some play-doh
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(Back to normal)
MM, taping a knife to a roomba and setting it loose: Be free, my child-
JB, entering the room and getting a cut on his ankle: F***ING GOD MAGI.
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Someone: You do have the knowledge that arson is, in fact, a crime, correct?
Crooked: Show me a law that says that, then
Someone: //pulls up the law//
Crooked: I'm not reading that.
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G: Hey, do we have any more caffeine?
Smol: Yeah, but it's been two days since you got sleep- go rest-
G: Bold of you to assume it's just been two days-
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Rainy: You obviously like G!
Isk: Nnnnno I don't-
PM: There is nothing wrong if you do
Isk: Maybe you're-
G, walking into room: Guys do you know where I can find m-
Isk: I-I HAVE TO GAY- I-I mean- go- //leaves//
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