((Two days in a row?! Yeah- I just finished one of my best art and I still have a.motivation boost so let's go-))
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//Semi-IRL AU//
Sally: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, f***-"
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JB: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
MM: Well, that's just your personal opinion, I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Sally: Well, I wouldn't really call it an isSue. An issue is something you can actually fiX.
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Sally: You spent all your money on THIS??
Rainy, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside! They need this!!
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//Everyone is giving advice to Chron//
PM: It's okay to ask for help.
G: You're not a burden.
MM: Murder is okay.
Rainy: Your feelings matter!
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MM: Some people are like slinkies.
G: What?
MM: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
G:
G: Please don't push Chron down the stairs.
MM, pushing Chron down the stairs: Too late
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JB: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.
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Smol: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Chron: Theft.
G: Disturbing the peace.
Sally: Aggravated assault.
Isk: Arson.
MM: All of the above. In that order, probably.
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G: STOP!
//Everyone stops//
G: wAiT a MiNuTe-
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Isk, having recently lost their glasses: KILL THE BUG-
Chron: ....That's a gecko—
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Rainy: I wasn't that tired-
Chron: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important-
Rainy: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
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Rainy: What's the signal when something goes wrong?
MM: We yell, 'OH F***'
Rainy: ...That'll work-
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G: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?
Chron: ....What??
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Smol, texting: Don't worry, I have your communicator! Text me when you're going to come get it!
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JB: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat?
MM: I don't usually eat with losers.
JB: Neither do I but I asked you, didn't I?
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((Aha, here's a genderfluid quote))
Cone: My gender is in a constant state of flux
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G: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it-
G: Everything will be fine. You have no choice-
MM: What the f*** kind of pep talk is that?
G: Ominous positivity.
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JB: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I'm somehow always feeling both simultaneously.
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((I just thought this was funny-))
Smol: Guys where did G go?
Isk: He got arrested-
Smol: How the hecc-
G: //bursts in through the window// The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people--
