(Middle school AU)
G, leaning back: Psst- Isk-
Isk: ?
G: I thought of something funnier than 24-
Isk: Ooh- let's hear it.
G: 25
Both: //explode into laughter//
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(Halloween party Middle school AU)
Smol, wearing a cape and carrying a yard stick: I feel so powerful-
PM: Erm- I've been meaning to ask- what are you supposed to be dressed as?
Smol, wielding the yard stick around: I'm the Ruler-
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Smol: Oh- thanks Chron for doing the dishes!
G: How do you know I didn't do them?
Smol: Because, once, when all the knives were dirty, you cut your bagel with your key-
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G: What if- you were raising something, and you had a horse mask on 24/7 and they thought you were a human-horse hybrid and never thought any different, and then one day uou take the mask off?
Crooked: Huh. Maybe you should try-
PM: stop
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(Middle school AU)
Chron, sighing: G, what happened? I haven't seen you like this ever since you found out that Candyland isn't a real country-
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MM: 'R' is the most menacing of sounds.
MM: That's why they call it 'murder' and not 'mukduk'.
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A curious G: You know what I've always wondered? How do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly reach your toes?
MM:
MM: It's f*CkiNg 4 aM
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(School AU- again)
G: //is faking sick in bed with the flu to skip exams//
PM and Isk: Oh no! You poor thing! We're going to stay here next to you until you feel better!
G: //sends a panicked look to Chron, who had not joined in//
Chron: //sighing// Well, actually- I have this magical brew that cures the flu quite speedily-
Chron: //pulls out an empty flask, and with his back turned, pours water from his water bottle into it then hands it to G//
G: //sips it// You know what? I'm starting to feel better already. Why don't we go get some lunch?
//All start walking out of dorm//
G, whispering: Thanks-
Chron, whispering back: You're welcome- but you owe me-
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G, panicking internally and thinking to himself: Does Isk really like me? Better tell them a terrible joke and see if they laugh-
G, aloud: Hey, Isk- did you hear about the skeleton that didn't go to the party? He had no body to go with-
Isk: //laughs so hard they snort//
G, internally: Okay, that's not fair- that joke was hilarious-
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MM, about happy feral Chron: Ah! Get this mutt off of me!
PM, unenthusiastically: Stop. bad dog. no.
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Sally: Always stay positive!
MM: //literally pushes her down the stairs//
Sally: Oomph! Look how fast I went down the stairs! :D
