Chron: Me, wholesome?
Chron: I don't know about that- I look like a freak, I lament to myself, I have little self-confidence, I'm kind of scary, I can end up dark and be brooding-
Chron: Oh- wow! A rainbow!
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G: Hail Satan!
Isk: Rain Satan
Sally: Snow Satan
Chron: Tomorrow, there is a 98% chance of presipisatan.
Smol: It'll be foggy in morning, lots of condensatan!
PM: Oh Notch-
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Smol: Alright- describe yourself in one word!
Chron: Mistake..
Smol: ChRoN, nO! whAT haPpEnnEd?!
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G: Did you just steal that? That's horrible!
MM, who was pocketing something: It's 36 dollars for one little bottle of soda. I'm not spending that much.
G: What if you get caught?
MM: I won't!
G: How?
MM: I waited until you were blocking the camera. Thank you!
G:
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G: Never microwave a Caprisun-
PM: What did you do??
G: I microwaved a Caprisun-
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Smol: Magi, you could've died!
MM: The doctor said the bleeding was internal- that's where the blood's supposed to be!
PM: //chokes on tea in the background//
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G: Would you two stop fighting??
PM: eh- We are not fighting! We are merely having a creative discussion.
MM: We are too fighting!
PM: Creative discussion.
MM: Fight!
PM: Discussion!
MM: Fight!
G: I can't believe you're having a fight over if you're having a fight.
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MM: Roses are red,
MM: Violets are not blue,
MM: Talk sh*t about the rocks again
MM: And I'll hit you with my shoe!
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PM, frustratedly: That's it! I'm finished! I'm done with you heathens!
PM: ...Erm- not you Melon muffin puppy-
Chron: Wha-
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Chron: Wh-why does everyone think I'M the cute one? //adorable lil growl//
Isk: //winces, trying not to do it but fails// Awwwww
Chron, looking at the rusted dagger he's holding: //cute tiny whimper// I-I could end up accidentally murdering any of you!
Almost everyone who knows him: Awwwwwwwwwwwww!
Chron, leaning on a tree, pouting and wrapping his wings around himself, his hair still pretty messy: I-I c-can be scary..
Everyone: AWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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Sally, T-Posing by the door: Hello, big sister figure!
Chloe: Hello, parasite.
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G: The existence of a watermelon can only mean there is an earthmelon, firemelon, and airmelon. These are the elemelons-
Isk: G, I love you, but it's 3 AM in the morning-
