(Firstly- go check out 36- I posted that one during a big RP event and some people didn't see it, and I personally think all of the quotes I put down are funny or relatable? Yeah- okay I'll go-)
FPM: I don't want to be overly dramatic but today felt like 100 years in the void, and the absolute w o r s e day of my life ever.
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Crooked: Riiiiight mule boy informed me that running through the halls shouting "Who's up for a fight?!" doesn't technically count as socializing..
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G: Me? Busy? Don't worry about it!
G: I got a whole hour of sleep last night, so I'm just raring to go!
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Chron: //sharp whimper//
PM: eh? Is something wrong, Melon?
Chron, mumbling, but still loud enough to hear: I just thought about my anxieties and it's like my mental hand just touched a hot memory stove
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Prof. Parrot: It was an accident!
JB: YOU'RE an accident!
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PM: Here's three things us Hermittpad heroes do:
PM: We try our best
PM: We love Hermittpad
PM: And-
PM: and...
PM:
PM: We wish there was a third thing-
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MM: Crooked, get that hideous thing out of the house!
Crooked, to PM: She wants ya out.
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MM: I'm having one of those things.... a headache with pictures
PM: eh- What?
JB: She's having a good idea
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MM: Your existence is confusing..
PM: How so?
MM: Your prescence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
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Sally: Soooooo do you have a date for Valentines Day?
Crooked: Pretty' sure it's February 4th, yea
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JB: Love isn't real.
Prof Parrot: But you're making a lovely actually nice, and very sweet card for MM!
JB, threatening him with a glue gun: You're on thin f**king ice, BEAKS.
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Smol: The new plan is: No plan! We wing it! Probably won't work, but I said it with a lot of confidence!
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Almost everyone in a problem: Oh my god. It's happening! Everybody! Stay c a l m! Stay f**king calm!
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PM: eh? Melon?
Chron, who was about to go and do something dangerous, internally: Play dumb-
Chron, panicking: Who's Melon-
Chron, internally: NOT THAT DUMB-
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MM: I gave Poultry a get better soon card.
Smol: Oh! That's surprisingly nice of you!
MM: He wasn't sick- I just thought he could do better.
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