PREGAME ALERT
WARNINGS:
NON-CENSORED CUSS WORDS
S̸u̸i̸c̸i̸d̸e̸ M̸e̸n̸t̸i̸o̸n̸
A BUNCH OF CRACK
DIFFERENT SHIPS THAN MENTIONED IN MY HEAD CANNONS(I THINK...)
LET US COMMENCE THE RITUAL. OUMA, YONAGA, GET THE SALT.
YOU BLACK OUT
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3rd Person POV
Beautiful day, isn't it? No. Nothing is ever beautiful in this cold, dark, abomination of a world. This is where it all started.
"Tsumugi! Get your brother out of my non-blood related brothers' room! I'm pretty sure avocado and blueberry are gonna have navy avocado babies!"
"Shut the fuck up Ouma, I'm busy working on the next season on Danganronpa!"
"If working on the next season of Danganronpa means that you're sticking your pussy in Angies' face, then yeah! Now get your flat ass over here and prevent a sexual intercourse between two fruits, for the love of everyone who doesn't give to shits about whether I live or die!"
"Ouma is everything alright with you?"
"Yes, Himiko. Now, go confess to Chabashira-san, and then I'll feel happy for once in my life."
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"Rantaro! We have school tomorrow! Why now!"
Yep, The avocado and the blueberry were about to get it on.
They got to the part where they were about to feel like they lost their virginities all over again, and then Tsumugi burst through the door. Angie was standing right next to her. Both pf them only had bras and panties on.
"Stop trying to fuck each other every sunday, I can't keep supporting Shuichi every time he tries walking to class with a half broken ass."
Rantaro let go of Saihara, and sighed.
"Did Kokichi send you to do this?"
Tsumugi nodded, and Angie grumbled.
"I still want to fuck Iruma-san, but she's still sore from the last time.."
"Calm down there, Angie. The last time you 3 had a gang bang, nobody could sleep until 6 in the morning. Remind you, it was a wednesday evening. You better watch yourself."
Kiibo suddenly burst into the conversation, by opening the door. Then, he turned to look at Saihara and Rantaro. He turned around.
"I know Angie and Tsumugi are more lesbian than the most famous lesbian icon in the world, but put some clothes on, you two. I have 2 boyfriends, and I'm very loyal."
"Oh, yeah. Sorry Kiibo." Shuichi answered.
Both boys got dressed, and Kiibo turned back.
"Oh, Shuichi. Kaito wanted to meet up with you, and Rantaro, Korekiyo wants to try murdering you again, so watch out."
Both Shuichi and Rantaro nodded. They then went their own ways.
"The author is too lazy to continue this shit. Their pregame headcannons are weird as fuck, and they honestly don't know why 1:55a.m is a good time to be writing cuss words like a sailor never could. Bye!"
Tsumugi always seemed to be talking to someone, as if she was talking to someone behind a camera..
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Ndrv3 Oneshots(NO SMUT)
FanfictionOkay, this book is named NDRV3 one shots because there are mostly NDRV3 one shots. I have no updating schedule, but I will update at least once every week. Enjoy! I made the cover on my own, and I forgot to change the description when I did. I knew...
