Ndrv3 Oneshots(NO SMUT)

I Legitimately Have Nothing To Do

Cuss warning, along with 18+ topics, and mentions of...written smut.. 

More warnings: Spoilers for the entire game, Shuichi as the back up mastermind, Iruouma, Shinamamota, Saimaki, 

As an Izuru kinnie, I say that I'm bored, and I want something to do. Something that will make me laugh, cringe, and feel like (s word) all at the same time.

Writing if I met a NDRV3 contestant.

Now, it sounds like shite, and only 1 person on wattpad knows my actual pronouns and gender, but Ima make it simple. Disclaimer, I look nothing like what is described below. I'm just trying to make my ugly (a word) sound cool.

They/them pronouns, short, extremely dark brown hair that is cut almost exactly like Rantaro's hair,  and a little ahoge that resembles Miu's ahoge. Light purple eyes that are just about as bright as Kirigiri's hair(Kyoko), but with no enthusiasm, but boredom. Stoic Izuru face. A minor, around the age of 10-12, but for this, I'll go with them being the closest to 12. I randomly remembered the name Drew, so that's their name. 5'5, because that's way taller than I am, and I want to feel tall. I guess that's all...Oh wait...Glasses that look like Toko's..

I have no clue where this sudden inspiration came from, but here I am. By the way, I tried painting my nails. It turned out terrible, but hopefully I can do better if my nails are longer...

Drew's POV(Also can be interpreted as the author's POV)

Okay..Reading fanfictions is actual really entertaining, and I not lying. Especially when it's Oumasai, Shinmota, Amamota, Shinamamota, Saimota, Saioumota...Yeah..I'm pretty sure that the point is clear. I like NDRV3 way too much. As well as ships, but I can keep that in my own head.

Now, I'm reading a pregame Oumasai fanfiction, and they're not hard to come across, but one specific topic is hard to come by.

Pregame Oumasai, with Kokichi being the dominant party. 

I didn't exactly have a valid excuse for wanting Shuichi to be a sub, but it kind of kindles my inspiration, so there's that. Not that I dislike bottom Kokichi. I'm okay with it, but it's overused. 

Here I was now, reading it all in my head.

(DISCLAIMER: ALL DIALOGUE BELOW WAS MADE UP ON THE DAMN SPOT-)

Shuichi walked towards Kokichi, his hands clasped together in a praying position, although he had no ties to any Gods. 

"H-hey, Kokichi!" Shuichi stuttered, running over to Kokichi.

Kokichi turned around, a smile on his face, as he chuckled.

"Hey, Saihara-kun! How did your calculus period go? My science teacher was being an ass, so hopefully your class was better!"

Shuichi shook his head in dismay.

"Kaito somehow pissed the teacher off, so when I was late, she sent me to d-detention on the spot.  I threw my c-calculus book at her head, and knocked her out. Everyone started cheering for me, but Ryoma wasn't having it. He almost pepper-sprayed me, but I threw him across the room. I had to grab my calculus book, and make a r-run for it. I've actually been hiding in the janitor's c-closet for the past 3 hours.." Shuichi chuckled sheepishly.

"That...Is quite the valid excuse, Saihara-kun!" Kokichi giggled.

Shuichi blushed, and hid his face under his hat. The action only made the small highschooler giggle more.

"C'mon! If you're trying not to get caught, then let's go home!" Kokichi squealed, 

I stoped reading there. I was usually like that. After reading a chapter, I'd switch off my device, and lay flat on my back. It didn't matter where I was.