Ndrv3 Oneshots(NO SMUT)

Iruouma(Comfort Ship)

Iruouma is an unused and underrated ship. Don't fight me, please!

There won't be any warnings, just cuteness and fluff! Nevermind, uncensored cuss warning, but if you know Miu, I guess you don't need it! Also, Kokichi is a bottom. I'm sorry, I just can't see him topping Miu. I won't write smut, because this is a comfort ship, and I can't even write smut- By the way, really quick, this was inspired by the user  bunchoffanfictions.They made the AU with Miu as Rapunzel, and Kokichi as Flynn, so lets switch it up a little! Credit to them for making the original, though! If the original creator(bunchoffanfictions) finds this terrible recreation somehow, if you don't want this to exist, you can just ask me to delete it! 

Rapunzel AU:

Info: Kokichi is Rapunzel, and Miu is Flynn. The story is different from both the movie and books, just to fit their personalities. Let's begin!

3rd Person POV

Kokichi sat in the tower, bored out of his mind. His mother, Celeste, wanted him indoors at all times. She told him to start washing and brushing his long hair as a hobby, but he wasn't having it. He had already re-washed his long, silky hair over 3 times, and he used up 1 shampoo bottle. He sighed. Having hair that was longer than your body wasn't as fun as it was mentioned in stories.

Every single day, it was the same thing. Celeste went out to buy food, shampoo, and tea sets, while Kokichi sat in the tower, with no more hobbies to indulge into. He wanted to explore the outside world, and tie his hair into 2 pigtails, but Celeste stated that it was unnecessary and preposterous(foolish).

Kokichis' POV

Finally, I decided to read about self defense. Mother said I didn't need it, because the tower protected me. I didn't care, and I started on the identification chapter(basically, the beginning page that tells you what chapters explain what).

Suddenly, a rock flew threw the window, hitting one of mothers' tea cups. Thankfully, the tea cup didn't shatter. That goodness for ceramic objects. I glared out the window to see who threw such a nasty object. I saw a head, and aimed directly at the middle of the scalp. My aim was true, as I heard a satisfying sound of pain come from the person.

"Ow! You fucking turd! Why did you throw it back at me?!" A female voice yelled. I gasped. "Wait, you're a girl?!" I yelled. She looked up, and seemed to nod. "What, are you a guy?" I nodded, and she grinned. "Great, 'cause I've been looking for a guy to date, and you'e perfect!" I blushed, and hid my face. Suddenly, I heard the voice of my mother call out from afar. "My dear Kokichi! Will you let down your hair for your dear mother?" The girl suddenly looked defensive. I looked down at her, confused. "Girl, go hide!" She didn't listen to me, and stayed her ground.

I groaned silently, and returned to my book. I let down my hair the second mother called. I had my arms perched on the towers' window. I hummed, watching the girl stand in a protective position, while also reading my book. I got lost in the book, until I heard a cry of pain. I looked up to see that the girl had...twisted mothers' arm!

"MOTHER!" I screamed. The girl had no regret in her eyes, as she stabbed a knife into my mothers' midsection. I felt like crying, but I didn't. Suddenly, my shoulders started to weigh less, as Celeste took her final breath. I no longer had to had her mother. After all, you should never call the name of someone who is already dead.

"Thank you so much!" I yelled at the girl. She laughed a hearty laugh, and asked, "Do ya wanna get down from there?" I nodded violently. She took out a mechanical looking object, and aimed it directly at the window. "Move, my dear prince!" I blushed, and moved away. The object shot out a (rope thingy with that metal this you slide on, I don't know). Before it slid away, I grabbed its handles, and my book. I held the book between my thighs, and I used both hands to keep steady. The girl caught me before I reached the end, and kissed the back of my hand. I blushed again.

"Shouldn't I be the one kissing your hand?!" I exclaimed. Miu chuckled. "Sorry, but you're to perfect and beautiful for that role my prince~" I blushed even harder. "W-wait, what's your name?" She stood up straight, and mockingly bowed a perfect 90°. "It is a pleasure to meet you, my prince. My name is Miu Iruma(No ultimate talents)!" I giggled. "My name is Kokichi Ouma, and it is a pleasure to meet you, my princess~" I started laughing. She laughed along with me, but this time, she picked me up bridal style. "Come on, my beautiful prince! Let us joirney to the castle in an attempt to see the sky lanterns that are no more beautiful than you are!" I started laughing really hard. Suddenly, I was kissed on the lips(no consent, because Miu is...Miu). I blushed furiously, and my insides fluttered. "Will you be my fiancé?" I nodded, not comprehending her words until I answered her.

I froze, not in fear or shock, but out of complete embarrassment. "Agghhhhhh!" I silently screamed. I sounded like a squealing girl. Miu put me down, and got beind me. I felt my hair get put up, and I smiled. "You know, it's always been my dream to put my hair out of my way. Celeste didn't allow it, though. She has twin drills that go down to her ankles, for god sakes!" Miu suddenly walked back to Celestes' body, and...ripped her twin drills off..?!

"Those things were removable?!" I yelped. Suddenly, Miu disappeared. I looked around, and then I was lifted up by the waist, and held bridal style once more. I let out another girly yelp. Miu laughed and put me down. The weird thing about us was the fact that we were cross-dressing. I'm definetly not shaming cross-dressers, but you don't see them as obvious as us!

"Hey, Kokichi?" I looked at Miu, and motioned for her to continue. "We should go see the lanterns!" I agreed quickly, because those lanterns were the metaphorical lights of my life.

We made our journey quick with no detours. The festival was 2 days after we departed, so we couldn't stall. We finally made it, and we stole a boat! Devious, I know!

We stared at the lanterns that floated into the sky. "Let's pop them!" I suddenly said. Miu looked at me, and grinned. "I've got the perfect invention for that!"

We spent the night romantically popping the lanterns that represented the village peoples' deceased loved ones. She gave me a blow dart gun. It was more romantic than those cheesy candle dates! We kissed just to throw the suspision off of us while we were destroying lanterns. It was a beautiful night.

"The end." Miu finished the story, and closed the book. Kokichi was laying on her chest, listening, and trying to fight off sleep. Miu placed the book on their nightstand, and chuckled. She rested Kokichis' head on her chest, and layed down in a more comfortable position. She was big spoon, and Kokichi was the little spoon. It was a pretty nice evening.

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