Ndrv3 Oneshots(NO SMUT)

Lost. Never to be Found Agai-

(A/n- I am extremely happy I came up with this idea! Before you start reading, there are some things you noodle pieces must know!(Ima start calling the readers noddle pieces/strands)

1. Maki is actually the Ultimate Child Caregiver, no assassin stuff, she's just broken after looking after so many different types of kids(Kokichi counts as one of them).

2. I'm writing this on a school chromebook, and on a doc, so the spacing and writing style will be a bit more different than you noodle strands are used to in my stories!

3. I have a lot of ideas, so writers block will not be an issue. The only issue is that apparently, human beings need a 'healthy sleep schedule' and the last time I heard that word for the way it truly is was 2 years ago, so please don't expect a chapter everyday!

4. Please expect uploads to be at around 3:00p.m-6:00a.m!

5. This is a small break from 'My Prescence Was Welcomed, and That was The Biggest Mistake in History', not-so oneshot.

6. I'm sorry, but most of these oneshots will involve Kokichi, because his personality is one of those that I can sorely relate to, as well as Kirumi(not as often with Kirumi).

7. Enjoy!

Kokichi and Gonta were hanging out in the garden. Gonta wanted someone to go out and play with bugs with him, but after Kaede had died, everybody was really on edge, so nobody really wanted to go with him, even if he was a gentleman. Gonta was close to crying, before Kokichi agreed that he would go with Gonta. Kokichi himself was already scared (s word)less by bugs, but being with Gonta made it slightly better, since Gonta could just tell the bugs to leave Kokichi alone.

It only took Kokichi a few minutes being outside, to be shocked by his own actions. He was letting the bugs touch him, and surround him. He was supposedly scared of them, so why was he letting them surround him? Kokichi surprisingly started to nod off, the sound of buzzing bugs comforting him. 'This is going to be a huge mistake' Kokichi's paranoia whispered to him. 'Gonta could be trying to kill you, get away!' his anxiety screamed. Kokichi could care less, having not slept 3 days straight. Everything slowly went black, and the loud silence was back.

"Ouma-kun. Ouma-kun?" Gonta had called Kokichi's name about twice now, but Kokichi still didn't answer. "Is Ouma-kun alrigh-" Gonta cut himself off, after realizing that soft, almost silent snores, were heard from beside him. Gonta looked down to the left, and low and behold, the mighty Kokichi Ouma, taking a nap. Gonta had to admit, Kokichi looked way more peaceful when he was asleep. Gonta tested quickly to see if Kokichi was a light sleeper, and he wasn't, so he wouldn't be able to wake Kokichi up.

Gonta softly picked Kokichi up, and carefully put Kokichi into his huge, overgrown, bushy, green hair. Gonta then proceeded to slowly walked to his dorm, and silenced his footsteps by walking on his heels. Once Gonta made it to his dorm, he made slow, silent movements to get his dorm room key, and unlocked the door. Once he had unlocked the door, he checked for Kokichi on his head in his bathroom mirror. He didn't see a single sign that Kokichi had even been there. 'Was Ouma-kun hanging out with Gonta a dream?' Gonta wondered. He decided to ask somebody else.

Walking out of his dorm room, he came across Miu. "Hello, Iruma-san! Do you know where Ouma-kun went?" Gonta asked Miu politely. Miu made a 'tch!' sound, and answered Gonta. "Why the (f word) should I know where the (f word with -ing) shota went? He was with you!" Gonta gasped. "D-dream Gonta have was r-real? Then where Ouma-kun go?!" Miu, for once in her life, looked concerned. "W-wait, are you s-sure the little gremlin didn't just leave you?" Miu asked. Gonta shook his head. "Ouma-kun fell asleep, and sleeping Ouma-kun looked so peaceful, so Gonta could not interrupt, because that not gentleman!" Miu nodded, too confused to even cuss. "Well? C'mon! Let's go find Cockichi!(I had no clue how to explain the first 4 letters, so sorry!)"

Both Miu and Gonta walked through the school, until they found Kaito and Tenko fighting with each other in the game room. "Oh, hello Momota-san, and Chabashira-san! We lost Ouma-kun, so can friends help Gonta and Iruma-san find him?" Gonta asked politely. It didn't take long for Kaito to agree, except he said something about 'Not caring for the little (s word), just wanting to make Gonta happy', and Tenko only came along after being notified that Himiko was going to be helping as well(See how all the people they're collecting don't use their heads correctly?). They found Angie and Himiko in Angie's research lab, and when both were informed of Ouma's disappearance, they joined in. "Atua says that Ouma-kun is in a bush of some kind! Nyahahahaha! Praise be to Atua!" Everyone ignored her, and boy were they gonna get punished by Atua for that!

They finally went to the dining hall after searching the entire school for Kokichi. It was 6:21 p.m, and Kirumi had finished making dinner at exactly 6:00 p.m, so they all had missed 21 minutes of dinner. "Hello, everyone." Kirumi stated calmly, making the group relax, before immediately going back to being tense. " Why do you all seem so tense? And where is Ouma-kun?" The whole group looked down, and the shuffling of feet had alerted the other 6 ultimates that they were in the room.

"Where were you guys?" Maki asked. "And where is Ouma-kun?" This time, the 6 ultimates with Gonta turned their heads to him, and his face turned pink. "U-uhm...Gonta lost Ouma-kun..." Shuichi gasped. "Ho-how do you lose an entire person?!" Gonta looked down, guilty. "G-gonta sorry for losing Ouma-kun...Gonta swear he will not sleep until he find Ouma-kun! It is only gentleman of Gonta to- '' Maki suddenly stood up, and said something. "Gonta, can I climb your back for a second? I saw something move."

MIu screeched. "WaHhHhh- DOes the bug (b word) have lice?! I've been with him since 1:00 p.m! HeEEEEEEE! This isn't good for my natural beauty!" Miu said, backing away from Gonta. Everyone but Maki, Kirumi, and Angie backed away from him, and Gonta sniffled. "Di-did Gonta do something wrong?" Kirumi smiled gently. "No Gonta, you didn't do anything wrong. Maki, if there are any lice, please allow me to wash them out of Gonta's hair." Maki didn't answer. She reached into Gonta's hair, and.... pulled a sleeping Kokichi out of it by the waist. "I found him." Maki said half-heartedly. The whole group that was with Gonta watched with bugged out eyes. Tenko knew she had seen something russell in Gonta's hair, and had told Himiko, but Himiko brushed it off, saying it was probably the wind.

Maki jumped off of Gonta's back, and held Kokichi with both arms at the same time. How she did that, nobody would ever know. As for Kokichi, she chose the perfect time to wake up. He yawned quietly, and rubbed his eyes. He took a moment to take in his surroundings, before laughing, and jumped out of Maki's arms, giving her a quick 'thank you', before turning to everyone else. "Wow, you all look like Monokuma gave us a new motive! Did he?" Kokichi said,putting his hands behind his head.

"Ouma-kun, you fell asleep while watching bugs with Gonta!" Gonta said. Everyone turned their heads to face Gonta as he spoke. " Now Gonta remember! Gonta put Kokichi on Gonta's head, so Kokichi could sleep! Then, Ouma-kun sank into Gonta's hair!" Everyone looked relieved at the explanation, especially the people who had walked with Gonta for more than 4 hours. They were glad they didn't have any lice, and Angie suddenly started laughing. "Nyahahaha! Angie said to listen to Atua! But did anyone listen to poor Atua? Atua is asleep now, but Atua went to bed angry because you all doubted him!" Gonta spoke up. "Well, Gonta tells Atua that he is sorry! But everyone find Kokichi now, so all is good!" Angie smiled even brighter, if it was even possible. "Nyahahahaha! I shall tell Atua of your apology! Atua still awaits the apologies of you 4!" Angie glared at Himiko, Tenko, Kaito, and Miu.

"F-fine...sorry Atua. I'm only apologizing because a female told me to!"-Tenko

"Nyeh...sorry Atua...I hope Angie tells you this the next time she prays to you"-Himiko

"I'm very sorry Atua! I promise I'll never do it again!"-Kaito

"Tch! (f word with -ing) fine! Sorry, or whatever, to your Atua, you (f word with -ing) bobble-head!"-Miu

"Nyahahaha! Though Miu's words of apology were not too kind, Atua forgives you all! After all, Atua always forgives his children!"

"Gonta happy that friends happy!" Gonta cheered.

"Thanks for even giving 2 (s word, plural) about me, guys." Kokichi smiled a genuine smile.

Everything was okay after that.

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1538 words(Not including this!)