Ndrv3 Oneshots(NO SMUT)

Lies Better Than Mine

A/N- I have Oumota as a comfort ship, so this will, quite obviously, be Oumota! As well as a complete joke, in my eyes-

Postgame AU, where Kaito and Kokichi are pushed by their classmates to get along, especially since Kaito killed Kokichi.

Pointers!

Kaito will in fact be a better liar than Kokichi, but he hides it with stupidity and pureness. Everyone gets along, such as Tenko getting along with the males, and Maki getting along with Kokichi. Only Kaito and Kokichi have tense energy around each other. They are still in the hospital, mentally healing. No damage was physically done to them, but Momota's hair now looks flatter, and doesn't look like hedgehog hair. Kaito's disease was fictional!

I guess a warning could be a silent panic attack, and emotional and love confession, uncensored cussing, and comfort between the murderer and victim.

Enjoy!

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Kaito's POV

"Uhm...Gonta...Where....Exactly are we going...?" I asked, as Gonta's hand dragged me down the hallway.

Lately, all of my classmates had been acting weird. Was it because I let my normally loud voice go soft and tired-like? Was it because Kokichi had gone quiet?

I didn't really have time to think, as we seemed to get to our stop. It was the room that we had most of our therapy sessions at.

"Why..." I mumbled, before a loud bang made me flinch, which was out of character.

"What took ya virgins so long? Gonta, ya could've just carried him all the way here! Why walk hand in hand like he's a child?!" Miu yelled, making me feel like wanting to look everywhere but her face.

"Uhm...Gonta try...But it just make Momota-kun more panic....Probably effect from killing game..." Gonta said quietly.

"When the exisal carried my comatose body from the Death Road of Despair to the hangar..." I elaborated, making her mouth form a small 'o'.

"Shit...sorry Kaito..." She mumbled.

"It's fine...can I at least know what I'm doing here?" I asked, pulling on one of my hair strands.

"Remember the tense energy you and Kokichi always have around each other?" Miu asked, pulling me into the room, Gonta on our tail.

"Well...It's actually his tense energy....I've actually already forgiven him.." I murmured, as she sat me down on a cushion chair.

"Yeah, that's what Kichi said too! Well, vice versa, of course."

"Who the hell is Kichi?" I asked.

"Kokichi's nick name. Had to go for a nickname that wasn't gremlin or little shota." Miu explained.

"It's for the better. Anyways, I'm pretty sure that you're gonna lock us both in a room until we get along?" I jokingly said.

"How the hell did you find out?!" She asked, her eyes widening in shock.

"Wait- That was a joke-" Before I could say much more, she grabbed me, and threw me into a room.

"Hold on a minute!" I yelled at her, before she closed the door, and a click was heard throughout the room.

"Don't worry! You and Kichi have all the privacy in the world!" She yelled at me.

"Wait...Ko-" I turned around, and saw Kokichi staring at me, his unmoving eyes beginning to make me scared.

"Please stop that.." I muttered, as he turned away.

I sighed, and analyzed the room.

It looked just like a normal bedroom, with a few add ins. There was a king sized bed, which could presumably fit both me and Kokichi on it. There was one bathroom, which was actually pretty big. 2 duffel bags were beside the door, containing their favorite snacks, and a note explaining the rules.