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We're In For a Beautifu-Nevermind, The Contrasting Color Shorties are Here

      [(A/N)- Okay, I have a few things to say. 

1. I know I mentioned that I'd never post a book in the description of my account, but that was just a li-

2.The title doesn't fit the story at all, so I'm changing that

3.This was a Oumota, Amasai, and Shironaga oneshot. I am a multishipper, so I'll definitely contrast in ships from time to time. Also, this was an AU where they all are actors, and they were just acting out a scene. There will be no continuation, so imagine whatever happens to your heart's content.

4. This was actually meant to be an Amasai story, but look where we are-

            A nice, warm, spring morning. That was the one thing Shuichi Saihara wished for, but the best people have the most rotten luck. A dash of purple in sight was all Saihara needed to see in order to smash his friend, Kaito Momotas', phone number into his speed dial (sorry if I got that wrong, I've never used a phone). "Kaito, we've got a code yellow, and don't make me say anything more. Your little boyfriend, along with every other person in the class who is below 5'5, have been tossing little 'gadgets' made by Miu into my room since June 12th."

           You could smell the agony piling off of Saihara as he hung up on Kaito, like the great friend he was. In all truth, it was actually June 13th, but Saihara was just salty. There had been a huge case of mass arson and genocide, and even though the culprit was found, they were masked, and unable to be caught by any law enforcers. They were given the nickname "Pyromanic Poppy". Pyromanic, meaning arsonist, and Poppy belonging to an insane video game character, whose game had recently blown up. 

          Saihara really didn't see the point in it, and tried to resort to calling the masked criminal a simple title of an insane pyromanic, but his co-workers, despite being much older than him, refused, and resorted to using the VERY irritating name. Sometimes, he wondered how he made it past the age of 17, and then thought of Rantaro Amami, his some-what bipolar avocado of a boyfriend. He was basically everything any gender, guys, gals, and even non-binary pals could ask for! He was calm, sweet, caring, would light up a public Christmas tree for you, and he would even go as far as to hug you when you're stressed, and won't let go until you relax, and fall asleep. He'll even finished your work for you when you"re too tired and burned out to.

           As Saihara thought, he didn't notice a very, intoxicating happy ball of sunshine right behind him. "Nyahahahaha! Atua said that Saihara-kun needed some comfort and relaxation! So, Angie is here to fulfill Atua's wishes!" Shuichi jumped up, and made an inhuman noise, before backing down, and looking at Angie as if she had split the blood of his uncle for a ritual. Then, something else popped up.

          "Nishishi! Saihara-chan! Why didn't you invite me to the tea party you had with Amami-chan last week? We're you both planning to do things without me?" Ouma then bursted out in crocodile tears. "WHAAAAAAA SHUMAI! YOU'RE SO MEAN!"

          "Ouma-kun, we never had a tea party last week. Was that another one of your lies?" Kokichi only smile, and gave Shuichi a face that woukd make him piss his pants if he wasn't so used to it. "H-huh? My beloved Saihara-chan thinks I'm lying?WHAAAAAAAAA SAIHARA-CHAN! YOU'RE SO ME-" 

          Someone picked up Kokichi from behind, and Kokichi gave a little girl squeal , which  was one of confusion, and surprise. He reached out to Angie, who only smiled at him creepily, and tapped something on the wooden wall next to her, in a pattern. Kokichi, who understood morse code, gave Angie eyes that made him look like he was about to cry.

"- .... .. ... / .. ... / .-- .... -.-- / -.-- --- ..- / -.. --- -. .-..-. - / -.. . ..-. -.-- / .- - ..- .- --..-- / -.- --- -.- .. -.-. .... .."(Props to you if you can translate all this, with or without morse code translator)

          That was what Shuichi could make out, before he realized that Angie was also picked up from behind. "Welp, Momota-kun, it seems we both have short, but absolutely adorable and crazy significant others!" A light, and semi-quiet voice stated. Kokichi and Angie's reign of terror was short lasted, and overrun by their significant others, whose reigns seemed to never end.

775 Words(Including the Author's Note above, and not including this!)