Ndrv3 Oneshots(NO SMUT)

Sneakers

A/N-Look, I really don't know, but just know that the title is a wee bit off.

Warnings: Uncensored cursing, Trans Kaito, Gay Kokichi, Bisexual Kaito, Oumota, Modern AU, implied Saimatsu, and...I think that's all!

The title will make oh so much more sense once the story begins-

Enjoy!

Author's POV

It was a lovely day. The birds were chirping like they were on fire, beeping cars covering the blank noise, and Kokichi Ouma being a little shit.

Now, it was around 4:00P.M in the afternoon, when a loud scream was heard throughout the house.

"DAMMIT, OUMA!"

It was at least the 5th time in the month that Kokichi had made Kaito's sneakers disappear into thin air. Kokichi, being the sneaky shit he was, always somehow found more and more places to hide his sneakers.

Off topic, but Kaito's sneakers were handmade and fabulous. They had a galaxy pattern covering most of it, with cute little embroidered star shapes here and there. Kaito's grandmother had customized them for him.

Now back on topic, Kokichi had seemingly tried every single hiding spot in the book, and Kaito fell for each and every one of them.

Behind another pair of his shoes, in his closet, on his own feet, hidden behind a cascade of post-it notes, etc. Kokichi really had gone the miles in order to annoy Kaito in any way possible. Fortunately for him, his shoes were his weak spot, and Kokichi was on the brink of being considered a kleptomaniac.

Kaito was, as per damn usual, annoyed as hell. He had just about enough with Kokichi. Sure, they were roommates and all, but Kokichi didn't have the right to take his stuff.

Little did Kaito notice as he stomped down the hallway, a sneaky gremlin was giggling on the sidewalk, sneakers and ropes in his hands.

Kaito's POV

Damn gremlin...When the hell will he realize that not all times I chase him are because I wanna play a damn game with him?!

"KOKICHI!" I yelled, unaware that I used his first name until it had come out.

"Oh...I never gave you permission to use my first name, Kai-chan...Wanna date me so quickly~?" A surly voice came from behind me.

I jumped at least 3 feet high, but my scowl returned as soon as I saw his weird ass face. Urgh, I wanna knock some sense into him, but he'd probably file a report of assault, and have proof.

"Where the hell did ya put my shoes this time, Ouma? I need to visit my grandma and grandpa today." I grumbled.

His eyes lit up at the mention of my grandma. Oh, right. Did I ever mention that my grandma spoils Kokichi like an actual child, even though she knows everything that he does?

"Oh! You should have told me earlier, Momo-chan! I'll show you where your shoes are, but better slip on some slippers!" He chirped, running outside.

"Wait a minute!" I threw my feet into my pair of slippers, and dashed after him.

I caught up to him, and he was looking up, smiling. WHen he saw me, he gave a fake, friendly wave, and pointed up at where he was looking. When I looked up....I saw my shoes hanging on a powerline with a rope.

"MOTHERFUCKER!"

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Kokichi's POV

Kaito started whining and complaining about how he'd never get his shoes back, but honestly? It wasn't that bad! He still had his weird purple slippers to walk in!