Ndrv3 Oneshots(NO SMUT)

A Few Random Shorts

A/N- Trigger warnings for uncensored cussing, s//c/de mentions, Saioumota, platonic Ryoma x Kirumi, Amasai, and...Yeah, that's it!

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~The Best Way To Go Out(PREGAME AU)~

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"Kirumi. We all love you, but you're one impulsive son of a bitch." Ryoma deadpanned.

"Look, I know it's painful, but I'm used to the pain, and! If i'm going out, I'm going out enjoying my last meal like a prisoner on death row." Kirumi said, shame non-existent in her words.

"That does not give you a reason to be eating tubs of ice cream at a time during your period!" Ryoma argued.

There, in Kirumi Tojo's bedroom, Ryoma Hoshi stood on a stool, 1 empty tub of ice cream thrown on the floor, with another tub of ice cream half finished. 

"What else did you do, consume, or just..." Ryoma dragged off, not wanting to list multiple things at once.

"I ate fried rice, 2 cookies, about 10 or 20 caramels, some caramel popcorn, a breakfast sandwich, an-"

"Don- Don't finish that list..." Ryoma groaned.

Kirumi smirked, knowing that she won.

"Are you at least fine for the time being?" Ryoma asked, still caring more about his friends health than her impulsive actions.

"Yeah, surprisingly, the ice cream isn't making my uterus want to pop, so I'm considerably good, but I'm still tired and I feel like a cranky bitch." Kirumi states blandly.

"I'll go get you some warm water. Just...Don't do anything, alright?" Ryoma sighed.

Kirumi nodded, and Ryoma went to her dorm's mini kitchen, prepared to take care of a moody Kirumi for perhaps the remainder of the week.

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~Midnight Flirting~

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"Rantaro, please-"

Rantaro softly whined, cuddling into Shuichi even more, making said boy blush to no end.

"This is unfair..." He murmured quietly, pulling Shuichi closer to him.

Out of the two, Shuichi's body temperature was always higher. By a lot.

Rantaro's body heat could never keep up, so he was only okay during summer mornings and afternoons. At night, especially during camping trips surrounded by thick trees, he was more likely to get a terrible cold and sore throat before anything else, even sleeping.

It was a terrible thing to have a weak immune system as a traveller, but Rantaro somehow managed.

Now, with Shuichi as his official sidekick during trips, he'd let his guard for the temperature down, and rely on Shuichi to keep him warm. Of course, Shuichi didn't mind, but it was a very foreign concept to cuddle with anyone. No matter how close they were, Shuichi would always get flustered by small signals of love, and that's one of the many things Rantaro adored about him.

Rantaro somehow got closer, and Shuichi finally decided to reciprocate the cuddling, while also stealing the spot of big spoon from Rantaro.

"Mngh..." Rantaro mumbled, before his body relaxed, and softer breathing was heard.

Shuichi sighed in content, glad he could make his lover feel comfortable, even in a vacant forest with no other living organisms except the occasional bird, bear, or bug.

He then touched the leaf clip by the sleeping bag they were both tucked into, and started stroking the leaf to memorize which one it was.

During the day, Rantaro had Shuichi feel many different types of tree leaves so he could remember them by touch. Then, taking some varnish he had brought on the journey for some unknown reason, he'd used a brush(Atua knows why he brought all these random art supplies), and painted over the leaves in the thin varnish, leaving them in a solid position.

Then, again, he took plain clips out of his bag, and had hot glued(seriously, why did he bring all this stuff-)the varnished leaves to the clips, making them wearable accessories.

By the feeling, Shuichi recognized the leaf as a maple leaf, a more common and well known leaf in the north. Rantaro enjoyed maple leaves the most, because they came from maple tree, and maple trees created maple syrup. He had a deep liking to the sticky sweetness, although he himself never knew how his liking accumulated in the first place.

Shuichi stuck his cold arm back into the warm sleeping tent, then wrapped both arms tightly around Rantaro, feeling his body temperature rise in the slightest.

It was a comforting warmth that the two of them would refuse to let go.

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~It's Raining, It's Pouring~

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"Kokichi, don't tease Kaito-"

"But Saihara-chaaaaannn! He's soooooo easy to make fun of, especially when he's like this!" Kokichi whined.

In in the corner of the bed, Kaito had blankets wrapped around him, a stolen scarf in his face.

"And he also stole my scarf!" Kokichi continuously whined.

Shuichi sighed, and pulled the bundle of blankets into a hug, also known as Kaito. 

"I wanna sleep." Kaito grumbled.

"Y-yeah...I want to as well, but..."

Just before he could finish his sentence, a bolt of lightning struck outside, making him jump and yelp.

"Never mind, I wanna tease the both of you!" Kokichi laughed, sticking his tongue out at the two taller boys.

Kaito groaned, and fell back onto the bed, blankets unravelling around him. That revealed his attire, which was a white shirt, and purple shorts.

"Hmph! He even stole my choice of clothes!" Kokichi shouted, pointing to his own shirt and shorts.

Shuichi also decided to fall onto the bed, taking Kokichi down with him. Shuichi mumbled something incoherent, before grappling onto Kaito's arm with his free hand, and falling asleep, his face buried in Kokichi's octopus tentacle excuses for hair.

Kaito rolled over onto his side, his arms giving protection to the two smaller males, although he was the fearful one in the situation.

Both purple haired men fell asleep without a sound, the occasional lightning bolt not doing the slightest bit to the man named Kaito Momota, who could no longer hear it.

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