Ndrv3 Oneshots(NO SMUT)

Platonic Oumasai

A/n- There is literally no platonic Saiouma/Oumasai on wattpad, so I'm changing that!

These are gonna be random scenarios, so...enjoy! There will be Iruouma and Saimatsu, so be warned!

Random headcanon- Everyone but Himiko and Ryoma are strong enough to carry Shuichi's entire body.

Fluff, fluff, fluffity fluff fluff! No angst, smut, or crack, just fluff!

Scenario #1: Begin!

Kokichi and Shuichi sat in the AV room, playing with cat shaped controllers.

"gAH!" Kokichi yelped, as his character got sidetracked, and fell down.

Shuichi giggled softly, helping Kokichi pick up his character with his own.

"Thanks Saihara-chan! I, the ultimate supreme leader, owe you for that one!" Kokichi said.

"It's fine, Kokichi. You don't owe me anything. Also, why do you call me Saihara-chan? I'm a boy." Shuichi asked, keeping his eyes on his character, which was tumbling dangerously.

"That's cause I'm pretty sure you're trans, and your last name and the chan honorific go quite nice together!" Kokichi chirped, following Shuichi's character around.

Shuichi choked on his ice pop, and turned to Kokichi in horror.

"Kokichi, I'm a full male!" Shuichi exclaimed, pausing the game for Kokichi's full attention.

Kokichi looked at him with wide eyes.

"So you don't have a binder under that sweater?" Kokichi asked, tackling the taller, yet weaker boy.

Shuichi yelped, as his sweater was taken off, revealing a white undershirt.

Kokichi hummed in disappointment, about to take it off, until...

"Get off my boyfriend, you heathen!" A dramatic voice called out.

Kokichi gasped just as dramatically, picking up the navy haired boy bridal style, who looked done with everyone's shenanigans. 

Kaede stood at the doorway, Tenko and Maki at her side. They all had fake guns from Kokichi's ultimate lab pointed directly at Kokichi's face.

"Hah! Fakes, those guns a-ACK-" Kokichi was interrupted when 3 streams of water came at his face, making him stumble and drop Shuichi.

Shuichi tumbled to the floor, and just laid there, watching everything between his best friend and girlfriend go down.

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Scenario #2: Begin!

"Uhm...why do we need Kazuichi to bake a cake? He's the ultimate mechanic, not baker.." Kokichi murmured, looking over to his girlfriend-Miu Iruma-for some advice.

"Obviously cause he's got that cake! Damn, his cake is bigger than my rack, and my rack is huge! Hell, everyone in his class agrees!" Miu said loudly, laughing.

SUddenly, a knock on the door stopped their antics.

"Huh? Who the hell is that?" Miu asked, opening the door.

Shuichi Saihara and his girlfriend, Kaede Akamatsu, were standing in the doorway, with Kaede holding a huge box.

"Scootch scootch, Miu!" Kaede said, forcing Miu to make way for the huge box.

"S-sorry for b-bursting in s-so e-early.." Shuichi muttered.

Shuichi wasn't completely wrong, since it was 9:00A.M.

"Nah! Me and Kichi wake up at 3:00A.M. every single day, so you're good, Pooichi!" Miu teased.

Shuichi played with his hat, and gasped when it was grabbed away.

"Nuh uh, detective! Go hang out with Kokichi, because me and Miu have things to sort out!" Kaede said sternly.

SHuichi nodded quickly, and ran off the Kokichi's room, where Kokichi had run off after he realized that Kaede and him had arrived.

He knocked politely, and was yanked into the dorm, making him yelp.

Inside, Kokichi was waiting for him, with a sinister grin on his face.

Shuichi gulped, scared for his mental health.

(3 hours later)

"Hey, Miu? I'm worried for Shuichi. Should I go check on him?" Kaede asked, worry etched on her face.

"Eh, sure. I'm coming though. Ha! Come!" Miu laughed, following Kaede as she walked down the hall, and towards Kokichi's room.

Opening the door with shaky hands, Kaede walked in, and saw...

"Come on! Please just say fu-" Kokichi was grabbed by the waist, making him scream dramatically.

Kaede was holding Kokichi up, giving the scariest death glare known to man.

"Shuichi, what was Kokichi trying to get you to do?" Kaede asked, her voice soft.

"He was trying to get me to say that one word you said when you stubbed your toe against the piano." Shuichi said innocently.

Kaede dropped Kokichi, making him whine and fake cry.

She took the hand of her anxious and innocent boyfriend, and walked out the door.

"I hope you have fun with your cupcakes!" She yelled out, a door slam following her kind words.

"Well...I guess she was angry..?"

"No shit, Kichi. Why did you want Pooichi to curse so badly?"

"I wanna know his tone of voice when he does."

"Okay, that makes sense."

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679 words(Not including this!)