Miu- Stay woke, ya virgins! Uncensored cussing, 18+ and explicit topics, plus some pretty offensive shit, so keep your panties/boxers/thongs on, ya masochists!
Shuichi- U-uhm....This is directed at ship writers...mostly..
Kokichi- Enough, Shumai! I wanna tell off all these people already!
Kaede- Kokichi! Don't be so rude!
Gonat- What Gonta doing here?
(Gonta gets verbally pushed out of the room by Kokichi.)
Kokichi- Now that the walking idiot is gone, we can finally begin!
Shuichi- B-
Kokichi-Number Ooone!
When people make Saihara-chan taller than Kayayayade in fanart! I love the fanart, and it's ssoooooooo pretty, but Shumai is most definitely shorter than Kaede! Sure, you can make Saimatsu fanfiction and fanart, but try to make Shuichi shorter to go for a more canon look! It getsss suppperrrr annoying when people make straight ships, and make the girl shorter than the boy just for convenient intercourses, or just to make the girl look cute! Nuh uh, bleh! I could date Tsumugi-chan, and still be the top, despite being 5'1! I could also top Saihara-chan, Akamatsu-chan, R-
Rantaro- Come at me with that last one?
Kokichi- Nehehehe! Nothinnggg-
(Kokichi narrowly avoids being murdered by an asexual avocado.)
Kokichi- Okayyy, second o-
Shuichi- Kokichi, you'e probably really tired...I'll do this, okay?
Kokichi- Nishishi! See, Shuichi is the only nice one he-
Kaede- You know what? We'll just end this short.
Kokichi- Wait, nO-
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Ndrv3 Oneshots(NO SMUT)
FanfictionOkay, this book is named NDRV3 one shots because there are mostly NDRV3 one shots. I have no updating schedule, but I will update at least once every week. Enjoy! I made the cover on my own, and I forgot to change the description when I did. I knew...