DC Headcanons 2: Electric Boogaloo

The Visit-1

A/N: I feel like France would call all her children by their real names

Louisiana's eyes snapped open hearing his phone go off and he groaned. Who called this early in the morning? He smiled down at DC who slept peacefully next to him, head partially buried in a pillow and tangled up into him. Louisiana kissed the top of DC's head and snuggled back into him, allowing his phone to go to voicemail. Whoever was trying to reach him could wait until later.

Until his phone went off again.

The Cajun man groaned and finally untangled himself to answer his phone, receiving a small whine from DC.

"I know darlin', I know." Louisiana whispered, kissing DC's head again and reaching over to grab his phone off the nightstand. His blood went cold when he saw the name on his screen. F; his mother. Louisiana swallowed the lump in his throat and answered the phone.

"Well you kept me waiting long enough." France huffed.

"Mama it's six in the morning...."

"Honestly when I call Jacques or Alberta they answer." France continued, ignoring her son's answer. Louisiana sighed and tried to keep his temper from flaring up.

"What do you want mama?" Louisiana asked.

"I heard you've finally landed yourself someone, and he's the federal government! I always knew that silly dating more than one person thing was a phase." France said proudly. Louisiana ran a hand through his hair and groaned.

"Actually we're all dating him, all five of us." Louisiana announced looking down at his boyfriend and smiling. DC had unburied his head from the pillow, and the early morning sunlight was hitting him just right. "It's passing a good time down here in Orlando."

"Passing a good....Robert I taught you proper language please use it." France ordered. Louisiana gritted his teeth.

"And Mr. Kelly is really allowing you all to date him? What a scandal! If the government knew...."

"Actually DC is the government, remember." Louisiana said through a strained smile.

"Whatever. The point is, you're only going to cause Mr. Kelly stress if you continue on this fantasy that you all can date him." France huffed.

"Is that it.....mama?" Louisiana hissed.

"I'd like to meet him." France announced, and Louisiana nearly dropped the phone.

"W-What?"

"Well I never met Mr. Kelly, I've only met his sister. Terrible girl, she has no class whatsoever, so I have high hopes that Mr. Kelly got all the proper raising in that family." France explained.

"Mama you can't....."

"I've booked my flight for next week, is that okay?" France asked.

"WHAT? I didn't even say yes or no!" Louisiana yelled, freezing when he heard DC groan.

"What did I say about shouting Robert? It is most unbecoming." France announced. Louisiana looked over to make sure DC had fallen back asleep before getting out of bed and going over to the far corner of the room so as to not disturb his boyfriend.

"France, listen to me. You can't just drop a bombshell like this." Louisiana hissed.

"After all I've done for you, to try and raise you to be a proper little colony, suddenly I'm the bad guy because I want to meet your boyfriend." France said, offended.

"You sold me! For cheap!" Louisiana yelled.

"Loui?" Came a tired voice and Louisiana cursed under his breath. That did it. He turned and saw DC partially sitting up, hair all over the place and looking exhausted.

"Go back to bed darlin', I'll only be a second." Louisiana whispered before turning back to the call.

"If that's how America taught you how to speak to your mother, I'm greatly disappointed." France gasped.

"M--"

"Honestly after the sacrifices I made, I sold you so you could have a better life and this is how you repay me?" France asked. Louisiana sighed and rubbed his temple.

"I'm sorry mama." Louisiana whispered.

"Anyway, I booked a flight for next week. I figure you can spare yourself a day or two for your mother." France said.

"Yes mama." Louisiana said with a sigh.

"Love you." France announced and Louisiana could feel hot tears in his eyes. Her 'love you's' never felt genuine, it was more like an obligation. But the Cajun knew she was waiting for an answer back, and he'd probably get another tongue lashing if he didn't say it back.

"Love you too." Louisiana whispered and hung up the phone. He took a deep breath before turning back to the bed, putting his phone back on the nightstand and climbing back in.

"Who was it?" DC mumbled clearly falling back asleep. Louisiana didn't say a word but drew DC back into his arms, allowing the fed to fall back asleep against his chest.

"Forget about it for now darlin'." Louisiana whispered, fighting hard to keep the tears away. "Let's have some peace for a few more minutes."