DC Headcanons 2: Electric Boogaloo

exactly

See Wattpad app I didn't have 200 already you lied to me

OKAY ANYWAY after a nice trip to Walmart because my trackpad stopped working, I have a new idea

I don't think DC likes grand gestures. Like he won't freak when someone does them like Diane did in Bojack but he's visibly uncomfortable with them

Which is why those suitors in the idea I had don't work. They all come in with these grand gestures and DC just hates them all. 

I mean also he's hurt by his boyfriends just disappearing one day, but the grand gesture thing too