DC Headcanons 2: Electric Boogaloo

Tik Tok on the Clock

A/N: Kind of follows a weird timeline but the Tik Toks mentioned before are before they became the main six. The discussion is after. 

Chaosgremlin

(Florida jumps in out of nowhere)

Florida: Hello and welcome back to

Florida: Reasons why THIS ASSHOLE IS RUINING MY LIFE

Florida: Wait what number are we on? Ten? Ten. I think it's ten.

Florida: NUMBER TEN. THIS.

(Edited in clip of DC in his office at home at the Statehouse. He's carefully working on paperwork, eyes never leaving the page. His hand suddenly raises and puts it through his hair, fixing it in the process, then goes back to working.)

Florida: So in conclusion.

Florida: *screams*

HumanTorch: Consider, asking him out

Chaosgremlin: YOU FIRST

HumanTorch: I don't have time for this

geuxtigers

(Louisiana looks down at the camera like he's texting but positioning just enough so the viewer can see over the table. DC is screaming in the distance)

DC: AND WHY CAN-ONE MEETING. ALL I'M ASKING IS ONE MEETING. CAN YOU NOT ARGUE FOR TEN MINUTES. OR MAYBE EVEN ONE. HOLY SHIT I HAVE HEADACHES EVERYDAY.

dunksordie: Did you just take a video of him just screaming?

geuxtigers: He's cute when he's angry, sha

TheStarsatNightisBigandBright

(Texas walking, video on)

Texas: DC. Hey DC.

(Texas sits down on the couch with DC whose reading a book)

Texas: Let's take a picture.

DC: *looks at DC* (gently) A picture?

Texas: Yeah just look into the camera and smile.

DC: (gently) Oh. *awkwardly smiles*

There are several more videos like this

NOTJUSTTHECITY

New York: *What'll it be fellas?*

New York: *Falling in love with the man who runs your meetings?*

New York: *Or*

New York: *Falling in love WITH THE FED?*

HumanTorch: God will one of us ASK HIM OUT ALREADY?

NOTJUSTTHECITY: Nothin's stopping yous!

HumanTorch: I'M TRYING

HumanTorch

California: Bryan be like 'oh but DC's my soulmate'

California: *dramatic music* Stop hitting him then! Stop gaslighting him! Let him leave your abusive ass and let him be with us! We know how to treat him right! LET. HIM. GO.

geuxtigers: Sha we're trying

HumanTorch: He called me crying last night, we're not trying hard enough.

"I have one more thing though, before we end today. What's Tik Tok?" All the states, in particular the main five, all glanced up at DC's final words. The fed lost his usual strong demeanor he adopted during meetings, and instead the childish, big brown innocent eyes replaced it.

"Uh...." Louisiana muttered as Florida quickly hid his phone.

"No really, no one explained to me what it was other than Trump was trying to ban it." DC explained.

"I-It's just a video sharing app rosie, nothing else." California said nervously.

"Oh do you have it?" DC asked hopefully.

"Oh they do!" Massachusetts said with a sly grin, smirking at all the main five who looked ready for murder.

"Can I see some of your videos som--"

"NO." Florida yelled jumping up. His tone softened when he saw the shocked and nervous look on DC's face, and he instantly calmed down.

"It's uh....it's just some app that makes teenagers famous." Florida lied sitting back down. "Nothing special."

"No Flo, show 'em what videos--SON OF A BITCH." Massachusetts yelled clutching his knee after Texas kicked it.

"Like we said sugar, just some app that makes teenagers famous." Texas announced patting his boyfriend's hand. "Don't worry your pretty head about it."