DC Headcanons 2: Electric Boogaloo

i'm still on not!DC

Alright but not!DC would have this has a villain song

After the villain takes on the form of DC and realizes the main five won't hurt him, he totally just launches into this

Far from the ones who abandoned you (Florida) 

Chasing the love of these humans

Who made you feel wanted (California) 

You tried to be tough (Texas) 

But your armour's just not hard enough (New York) 

And: 

C'est la vie mon ami (Louisiana)