DC Headcanons 2: Electric Boogaloo

i'm not over the kids idea

That Kind of Mom: My kid's snacks are all organic 

Florida: That's cool 

Florida: My kid's eat candy off the floor

Florida vs those crunchy mom's tho 

New Hampshire: Being a new dad huh? 

DC: Yes it's amazing! I love Anna!

New Hampshire: Wow! But really how is it being a new--

DC: I'M SO TIRED

Anna: Daddy? Am I adopted?

Texas: No, we haven't found anyone who wants you yet

New York: *smacks Texas over the head* 

Anna: Papi? Why are you sulking? 

Florida: Someone said Pluto wasn't a planet anymore, can you believe the stupidity?

Anna: But it's not....

Florida: You're dead to me

New Mexico: How many children do you have? 

California: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? 'Cuss there is a difference

Anna: Is it okay if I swear? 

DC: Yes, Anna. You can swear.

Anna: F--

DC: Go ahead.

Anna: I'm nervous. 

Anna: Shit

Louisiana: We don't use that type of language in this goddamn motherfucking household 

Anna: I wonder where I learned it from.