Salad Fingers

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DC: What is this some early fl-

DC: 

DC: 

Louisiana: Sha? 

DC: N O P E


DC: WHY IS IT WHEEZING 


California: Look I'm not here to judge anyone's fetishes

Texas: Is rust a fet-

Texas: I'm going to shut up now


DC: *internally screaming* 


DC: WHY IS IT'S FINGERS LIKE THAT


DC: GOD DOES IT ORGASM WITH WHATEVER IT TOUCHES

Florida: I--

DC: DON'T ANSWER THAT


DC: WHY IS THIS A NIGHTMARE WORLD

DC: WHY

DC: WHY IS THE CHILD SCREAMING


New York: It's my sleep paralysis demon 


DC: STOP

DC: WHEEZING

DC: AT

DC: THE

DC: CHILD


DC: Never show my anything on the internet again I'm done, I am D O N E


Texas: *staring at phone* 

California: I'm guessing you discovered rust fetishists exist

Texas: Shut UP poppy! 




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