DC: *Losing his mom at an early age* I'm currently eating sushi
DC: *Abused by his dad* I wonder what this link could possibly lead to
DC: *Dad fucks off* Who painted the Mona Lisa?
DC: *Abused by ex boyfriend* HAHAHAHA! NOTHING BAD! EVER HAPPENS! TO THE KENNEDY'S!
DC: *Pandemic starts* It's very yummy
DC: *Meets the main five* FUCK
DC: *Breaks up with ex* Nooooo
DC: *Gets in a six way poly relationship with the main five* *SCREAMS*
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DC Headcanons 2: Electric Boogaloo
General FictionBecause Wattpad makes chapter limits I GUESS *Ben for the love of god please don't read this trash*
