DC Headcanons 2: Electric Boogaloo

yay violence

I know it's comical that Florida is so defensive of where he sits at meetings but like

I feel like he desperately holds on to the unspoken rule that he's DC's right hand man. That he's mom and DC's dad

(Someone was arguing DC is mom and I....but why? He's clearly dad)

I think the states that are bitter and think Florida gets away with more cuss of DC mock this as well
(Pretty sure those states are New Hampshire aaNNNNNND maybe Mississippi. Why do I keep making them bitter)