DC Headcanons 2: Electric Boogaloo

Weird Facts

@blackwolves16's idea was that DC's info dumping was about weird states facts and thus this was born

Take a wild guess who 'sir' is 

The meeting was winding down, the states were talking amongst themselves, and things were actually calm.

Well as calm as meetings at the Statehouse could be.

New York was talking shit to New Jersey with Pennsylvania when he noticed DC just staring at him. At first, he thought it was because maybe the fed had just said something to him, but DC just....kept staring.

"Cherry, what?" New York asked, instantly regretting how passive aggressive that sounded.

"The Empire State Building has its own zip code." DC announced. New York tilted his head confused.

"The hell-yeah it does, but where did that come from?" New York asked.

"You mentioned the Empire State Building and how you wanted to punt New Jersey over it." DC explained.

"The fuck are you talking about?" New Jersey asked.

"You guys were the first to sign the Bill of Rights." DC announced turning to New Jersey. New Jersey turned to New York, who was still trying to make sense of his boyfriend's ramblings.

"I think dating Florida put a massive hole in his head." New Jersey announced. DC bit his lip and looked down, mumbling a 'sorry' to the smaller state. New York's expression softened in realization, and he leaned forward, taking DC's hand.

"Tell him something else." New York whispered. DC's eyes went wide and he picked up his hand again.

"You want to hear more?" DC asked, and Pennsylvania could hear the distinct sound of snapping at the fed's side as he snapped his fingers against his thigh.

"Knock 'im down a peg." New York ordered, turning to the smaller state and smirking.

"Square dancing is the state dance!" DC announced happily, the snapping becoming more excited, as New Jersey groaned and New York grinned.

"When sir used to tell me that I'd meet you guys, I'd get so excited that I devoured any book I could with information." DC explained later that day. He and New York sat in the living room after the meeting cuddling together, New York waiting for the perfect moment before asking his boyfriend about his random facts.

"I used to sprout them all the time." DC said with a snicker. "IDC would get so mad, she'd hide all my books until I cried and she'd have to give them back."

"You've never done that before though." New York pointed out, tensing as DC's sighed.

"Sir....sir got sick of it one day and..." DC shrugged. New York wrapped his arms tighter around his boyfriend. He knew what that was code for, he could hear England doing it to him and his brother's as well.

"Listen." New York whispered, forcing his boyfriend to look up at him. "I don't care what anyone says, you want to talk about weird facts about us, go right the fuck ahead. You deserve not to feel ashamed for it." DC smiled softly up at New York before leaning in to kiss him, which he graciously accepted. The two kissed for a good solid minute, before a scoff made them break apart.

"Dear God, is everyone sucking everyone's face in this house?" Alaska asked sitting on the love seat.

"Oh you would be too if Hawaii was here!" New York yelled. DC watched Alaska carefully as he reached forward to grab a magazine before slightly sitting up.

"Y'know your name is the only name that can be spelled on one line of keyboard?" DC asked. Alaska's head snapped to DC confused as New York snickered.

"The hell do you know that?" Alaska yelled.

"Hey he's given' you a fun fact, accept it!" New York ordered, kissing the top of DC's head and holding him close. "We could use some fun around here!"