MR. BAD GUY (ENGLISH VERSION)

ENSUEÑO II

- You won't spend our honeymoon shopping and pulling tanned shop assistants -Tarek scolded him.

They were already in Melbourne and the weather was fine. It was some delicious 20 degrees and Tarek proposed Enzo something funny to do with Taron and Phil.

- Don' forget women, I love court them too. And usually I do successfully.

- I know. But today you're going to be exclusively gay with your husband.

- I'm always exclusively gay, my little silly boy. I'm ready to take a walk as John told me.

- I don't want pleasant walks along the park feeding the pigeons.

- What do you want to do now? Surprise me.

- Taron has hired some paddle surf lessons for today.

- Taron what? I'm gonna cut his throat. He knows perfectly I don't like that.

- That's not true. Your mother told me you were good at boxing. It's a sport.

- That doesn't count. I tried hard with it to make sure my incisors could straighten up. And I was 12 years old. Come on.

- You're very good at tennis and paddle. Don't lie to me. I can't wait to see you with those neoprene shorts so tight.

- Oh, fuck. Do you want me to break my neck?

- We're having a teacher. We'll have fun.

- No, I'm gonna consult with Deaky by Skype. I'm sure he won't see that sport safe to my precarious health.

- Oh, interesting. Consult him the tonic vodka in the plane.

- Why do you scan everything and watch each single thing with that big and ballbreakers eyes?

- So look out now...

The adventure went very well but Enzo was an impatient man. He enjoyed only half an hour and then he wanted to get out. The last half an hour of lessons he spent testing the patience of the charming teacher. But Taron, Phil and Tarek enjoyed like kids and Enzo felt his heart jumping in joy with that.

In Melbourne they visited churches, museums, Enzo could have in his arms a koala and drove by car along the big road of the ocean. The weather in Melbourne was famous for the sentence right to the Ireland weather too, "Four seasons in one day". Therefore, they had to get out the hotel every day armed with all kind of clothes owed to that changeable weather.

After other 5 days in Melbourne they took a ferry to the Tasmania island. The trip lasted aprox 9 hours and a half and unfortunately for Enzo he spent most part of the trip lying in his bunk bed because he was terribly sick.

- Have you seen something interesting? -Enzo asked in fetal position over the bed.

- You are the most interesting thing I've seen since I jump into the boat -he answered lying beside him and sticking his lips on his forehead-. How are you?

- Everything is spinning around.

- The sea is a little troubled. They say it's normal in this time of year.

- Are Taron and Phil alright?

- Yes, don't worry about them. They are attacking themselves in any corner of the ferry. Try get some sleep, today we had to get up very early.

- Are you staying a little while cuddling me like this?

- Ok.

Enzo's face changed completely when they arrived to the villa where they would lodge a whole week. It was a Georgian mansion by the river. It had been built by prisoners in 1825 and rebuilt some years ago. It had won many prizes. It was a quiet and idyllic place to recover that horrible trip. So the first thing Enzo did in Tasmania was slipping into the jacuzzi and the sauna while Tarek, Phil and Taron explored the whereabouts. The fields around the hotel offered pleasant walks along the river and there was a service of kayaks, another sport that Tarek wanted to practice.