There once was a man named Chris Redfield,
A man with power beyond your wildest dreams,
But he made a oath, one which he could not break,
Chris "Continue the family line or your ass is mine" Redfield: I swear to you Claire, I will find you a man so that one day, the Redfield bloodline may carry on,
And with this promise, he set out on the world to fulfill it, allowing no obstacle to bar his path,
Yo!
Ya yo, ya yo,
(Jet)
Just give it up L/N,
(Jet)
Just give up escaping,
(Jet)
Just give up your semen,
(Jet)
Just give it up, give it up,
Give it up, give it up,
(No!)
Here's how the story goes, we find out,
'Bout a village in the mountains where Jet's, no doubt,
There's werewolves and snow and guns everywhere,
But none of that matters, he's gonna fuck Claire,
Ya yo, ya yo,
Ya yo, uh oh,
His name is L/N, (That's Jet L/N)
But he'll become a Redfield,
Because a Redfield?
How will that happen?
YO-HO-HO YOU'RE GONNA GIVE HER CUM-CUM!
Ya yo, ya yo,
Don't matter how fast you run or where you go,
I will be right there, anywhere on the globe,
I'll get rid of the women in your life,
Expect for my sister, I'll make her your wife,
Ya yo, ya yo,
Ya yo, uh oh,
Just fuck my sister,
She's the last fertile member of our bloodline,
Ya yo, Jet,
Just fuck my sister!
Y/N "I prefer yellow, Chris ol' fellow" L/N: ...
Chris "Take my sister to bed or I'll cut off your head" Redfield: ...
Y/N: " I'm not wrong for wanting Shao Long" L/N: ...
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Operation Urban Angel (ResidentEvilMaleReader X RWBY)
FanfictionOnce a mercenary, Y/N "Jet" L/N is captured by Ozpin after a mission gone wrong. The deal is simple join his school or be killed (if he's lucky). After surviving horrors unimaginable by the stable minded and losing all of the ones he could trust, ho...
