Author: It's been a while, here is some filler while I try to get my schoolwork and work hours sorted so I have time to write somewhat decent chapters. Next chapter will have actual plot.
[Break Room, Pocket Realm]
[9:51 PM, Monday, 5/18/2020]
["Author"]
Author: What VHS tape do you guys want to watch first?
Mute: Ginger, that's my favorite.
Phoenix: I second that.
Jet: Yeah, fuck you guys.
Jäger: Love you too dumbass.
[LOADING TAPE "GINGER']
[6:37 PM, FRIDAY, UNSPECIFIED DATE]
[Y/N "JET" L/N]
<VHS Static>
Everyone is eating dinner and having a good ol' time, the others are talking about what they are going to do this weekend. Some are normal like Jaune or Nate.
Jaune: So Nate, are you going to be joining Pyrrha and Jet in training me this week? I would like to know your workout regiment seeing how huge you are.
Nate: Sure man, I'll help you out. As for my size, I'm just naturally big. And did you know everytime someone mentions my height I get a inch taller?
Ruby: REALLY?!?
Nate: No, I wish. It just feels like it when it's made more obvious.
Ruby: Aww...
And then there's Nora... Yeah...
Nora: I'm just saying Renny, it could work it worst comes to worst.
Ren: Nora no...
Nora: Nora yes, if we rob a bank we will have food and housing for about 10 years no matter how well or poorly it plays out.
Ren: Nora NO...
Nora: Pyrrha likes my ideas, right Pyrrha?
Pyrrha: *Staring dreamily at Jaune* Yeah...
Nora: SEE!
Ren: NORA NO!
Jet: *Quietly* Heh, gingers.
Nora: *Eyes glow* I'm sorry what was that?
Jet: *Louder* Heh, gingers.
Nora: *WOKE* I'M SORRY WHAT WAS THAT?
Jet: HEH, GINGERS! Only you redheaded soul stealers would think robbing a bank is a good idea.
Nora: I'm sorry WHAT?!? You hearing this Pyrrha?!?
Pyrrha: Yes, now tell me Soldier... What else do you have to say about these "redheaded soul stealers"?
Jet: Now that you mention it, y'all are pale enough to pass the tissue test. You two also probably came from hell, cause your cold blood sure as shit don't have a fuckin soul.
Pyrrha: Oh *Cracks knuckles* IS THAT NOW.
Jet: Yes, there is a song dedicated to this. CATCH ME IF YOU CAN BITCHES! *Runs*
Nora: GET THAT ASS BACK HERE BOY, CAUSE WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU YOU WON'T HAVE A SOUL!
Jet: *Singing slightly off key to the tune of "Timber"*
GINGERS! HAVE NO FRIENDS! AND NO ONE WILL HAVE SEX WITH THEM! THEY COME OUT AT NIGHT AND THEY CREEP AND CRAWL!
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