Once a mercenary, Y/N "Jet" L/N is captured by Ozpin after a mission gone wrong. The deal is simple join his school or be killed (if he's lucky). After surviving horrors unimaginable by the stable minded and losing all of the ones he could trust, ho...
Author: Wow, your still here? I'mma be honest chief, I'm typing this shit while I'm "dying" of Corona in my room. Thank you for reading my fever dream rambling and my poor grammar. We are going to be getting into the RWBY part of the story soon, don't worry. And of course you will get a semblance, it just might take another life threatening situation.
I see the bullhead hovering in the air but not landing, I get why and I'm probably about to get yelled at so I'll wait...
???: Holster your weapons and put your hands where we can see them!
Might as well comply, I feel like I'll be killing something soon enough... The door starts to open, and I'm at a loss, how the hell am I going to get up there?
???: Remain still and do not attempt to grab your weapons!
Ok? What is that suppose to mea- HOLY SHIT I'M FLYING! I'm being lifted into the bullhead, how? At least I'm out but this might get nasty...
*Thud*
???: Identify yourself.
Jet: Fugastit *Smug look in eyes*
???: Why do you look so smug? Fugastit is your name correct?
Jet: *Trying not to laugh* Yes...
???: Fugastit... fugastit... Fug-as-tit...
???: ...
???: Your telling me... your name... is FUCK ASS TIT?!?
Jet: *Smoothly* Yeah...
*WACK*
???: I wouldn't expect anything less from a merc, you scumbags only fight for money!
Jet: *Smug look resumes*
???: OH? DO I HAVE TO SLAP SOME SENSE INTO YOU, CHILD?!?
Jet: Mistake 1 right there
???: What?
Jet: Mistake 2 is not restraining me...
???: *Glare intensifies*
Jet: I want Umbrella down, so I'll play nice.
???: Do you know who your talking too?
Jet: A sadistic MILF with a mommy fetish? Why else would you have a riding crop as a weapon?
*WACK*
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HUD: [ALERT! YOU HAVE TAKEN MODERATE DAMAGE! BELOW 66% OF MAX HEALTH!]
???: I'll have you know you are talking to Ozpin's assistant and the combat class instructor. My name is Glynda Goodwitch and you will respect me and my authority.
Jet: I think I might pass on the respect part Goodbitch, respect is earned, not given. It's also a two way streak and I'm not getting a lot of respect from you right now.
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