Chicken Nuggies

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Warning: Cursing



[Chaotic Hexside Children]


Oblivious Much? (Luz): I'm bored

Gay Panic (Amity): hahahahaha me too what a coincidence 

Oblivious Much?: Cool

Oblivious Much?: Wanna do something

Better Twin (Emira): Ooooo

Better Twin: 😏

EddieBoi (Edric): 😏

Golden Boi (Hunter): 😏

Gay Panic: SHUT UP WE DO THINGS TOGETHER ALL THE TIME

Oblivious Much?: Wut

Oblivious Much?: I don't get it

Golden Boi: I'm starting to realize why your name is Oblivious Much

Oblivious Much?: WELL I DONT SO CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN

Gay Panic: it's okay Luz they're just being annoying

EddieBoi: *offended noises*

Better Twin: now look what you did

Gay Panic: Oh shut up he's fine

Better Twin: CANT YOU HEAR HIM SOBBING?

Gay Panic: NO, ACTUALLY

Better Twin: so heartless 😔

Golden Boi: damn, Mittens, when did you become so...cruel?

Gay Panic: HOLD UP

Gay Panic: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME

Gay Panic: AND SINCE WHEN DOES ANYONE OTHER THAN MY FAMILY CALL ME MITTENS

EddieBoi: You already exposed us so technically he is part of the family seeing how he's dating me UWU

Gay Panic: Did you seriously just say "UWU"?

EddieBoi: ...

EddieBoi: nu

Gay Panic: AAAAAAAAAAA you guys are so annoying

Mean Gurl (Boscha): what the fuck is happening

Gay Panic: nothing

Mean Gurl: ooo Is someone making fun of Amityyyy

Golden Boi: WHERE ARE MY CHICKEN NUGGIES

Mean Gurl: ...

Mean Gurl: wut

Gay Panic: UhuuHhhH?

EddieBoi: wh

Better Twin: what chicken nuggies

EddieBoi: I want some

Golden Boi: I WOULD, BUT, THEY HAVEN'T COME YET

Mean Gurl: when the fuck did you order them idiot 

Golden Boi: THREE DAYS AGO

Mean Gurl: oh damn

EddieBoi: >:0

EddieBoi: THOSE EVIL PEOPLE

EddieBoi: IM COMING OVER IMMEDIATELY AND I WILL HELP YOU ATTACK THOSE IDIOTS WHO HAVEN'T GIVEN YOU YOUR CHICKIN NUGGIES 

Oblivious Much?: Okay Wait a sec Let's be rational here-

EddieBoi: CHICKIN NUGGIES! CHICKEN NUGGIES!!!!

Golden Boi: CHICKEN NUGGIES CHIKCEN NUGGIES

Gay Panic: no stopping them now

EddieBoi and Golden Boi are offline

 (Two hours later)

EddieBoi and Golden Boi are online

Gay Panic: So how'd your chicken nuggie raid go

Golden Boi: well um

EddieBoi: it was okay

Golden Boi: we got 3 chikcen nuggies

EddieBoi: but they were stolen

Gay Panic: what the fuck did you do

EddieBoi: so we went to the chicken nugget place, right?

Golden Boi: and we started attacking them

Golden Boi: exploding things an' stuff

EddieBoi: when someone came over and asked why we were mad

Golden Boi: I told them

EddieBoi: and he said they gave it. Lies.

Golden Boi: we destroyed the place, then after we did that we got 3 chikcen nuggies and ran for it. 

EddieBoi: but afterwards Hunter remembered-

Golden Boi: i did get my chicken nuggies, but, I forgot about it. 

Golden Boi: I had already eaten them

EddieBoi: Dino nuggies

Gay Panic: you guys are fucking idiots

(Five minutes later)

IllusionMaster: What the hell happened here-

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