The Owl House Texting Stories

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[Chaotic Hexside Chat]

Golden Boi: I'm boredddddd

Gay Panic: shut up and stop whining

Golden Boi: shut up Tiny Blight 

Gay Panic: w h a t 

Oblivious Much?: hey guys what's happenin 

Oblivious Much?: and how can I make whatever's happening 10 times more interesting? 

Gay Panic: idk we just bored 

Golden Boi: I agree with Small Aggressive Blight 

EddieBoi: hi

Better Twin: bruh I'm so healthy

Gay Panic: random 

Golden Boi: Youngest Blight is right for once

Gay Panic: I'm always right

Golden Boi: eh

Oblivious Much?: you are what you eat 

EddieBoi: IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A VENDING MACHINE!!!!

Oblivious Much?: ....

Oblivious Much?: you ate...a vending machine? 

Golden Boi: don't question it

Golden Boi: it was a weird night 

Mean Gurl: why would you want to be a vending machine

Mean Gurl: people would be poking you then making you swallow money, then stealing your food by sticking their hand up your ass

Gay Panic: EW STFU

Mean Gurl: and if you don't work they kick you until you shit out their snacks

Gay Panic: EWWWWWWWWWWW

Mean Gurl: sensitive 

Golden Boi: hahaha Blight That's Not One of The Twins Blight is sensitiveeee

Oblivious Much?: stop bullying her or I will eat your hands and you will be handless 

Golden Boi: tf-

Gay Panic: that was really romantic

Oblivious Much?: it was uwu

Golden Boi: no it's wasn't

Golden Boi: it really wasn't

Gay Panic: YES IT WAS

Golden Boi: SHUT IT FAKE HAIR BLIGHT

Gay Panic: WHY CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER MY NAME?????

Golden Boi: IDK I GUESS YOU'RE REALLY FORGETTABLE 

Gay Panic: AM NOT

Golden Boi: ARE TOO

Oblivious Much?: guys

Oblivious Much?: if you wanna fight like siblings

Oblivious Much?: fight with your actual siblings 

Gay Panic: Edric I'll kill you in your sleep

EddieBoi: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?????

Gay Panic: you existed 

EddieBoi: fair enough 

Golden Boi: stop being mean to Edric, Gay Disaster Blight 

Gay Panic: YOU REMEMBERED EDRIC'S NAME BUT NOT MINE?????

Golden Boi: idk Secretly Super Insecure and Sad and Self-Doubting Worrisome Over Pressured Blight 

Gay Panic: TF MAN??????

Gay Panic: WHAT'S NEXT, MY ENTIRE BACKSTORY?

Golden Boi: Right now was supposed to be Abomination Blight, the backstory comes after Rebellious Child Blight but I can do it early if you really want

Gay Panic: NO

Gay Panic: CALL ME BY MY REAL NAME

Golden Boi: um

Golden Boi: Petunia? 

Gay Panic: NO IT'S AMITY

Golden Boi: OHHHH 

Golden Boi: of course Tomato Blight 

Gay Panic: NO IMM GOING TO KILL YOU

Golden Boi: yikes calm down I'm going I'm going

Golden Boi: stupid Amiblight ruining all my fun...

Golden Boi is offline

Oblivious Much?: I mean

Oblivious Much?: Amiblight was kinda close?

Gay Panic: It'd be a shame if he broke all of his legs

Oblivious Much?: AMITY NO-

Gay Panic: ooops :)