[Chaotic Hexside Children]
Golden Boi: I shall now rate your kneecaps on a scale from one to ten
Oblivious Much?: what
Mean Gurl: tf
Golden Boi: Boscha I don't like your kneecaps
Mean Gurl:?????
Golden Boi: they said some offensive things to me
Mean Gurl: my kneecaps don't have mouths you dumb bitch
Golden Boi: you sound just like your kneecaps 😔 0/10
Oblivious Much?: whoa what are my kneecaps like
Golden Boi: your kneecaps are useless
Golden Boi: boring and dumb and stupid
Golden Boi: like you
Gay Panic: you wanna fucking die
Golden Boi: hahaha jk your kneecaps are by far one of my favorites hahahah 9/10 good job okay NEXT
King of Demons: MEEE!
Golden Boi: you have baby kneecaps
Golden Boi: easy to break
Golden Boi: i'd give them a 2/10
King of Demons: what???
King of Demons: THE KING'S KNEECAPS ARE ALL MIGHTY!
Golden Boi: haha imagine having tiny rat kneecaps
King of Demons: I AM NOT A RAT
Oblivious Much?: awwww
Golden Boi: I shall now rate Scary Girl's kneecaps
Gay Panic: no
Golden Boi: 5/10 very scary kneecaps i must say
Gay Panic: I'll kill you while you're sleeping
Golden Boi: NEXT
Golden Boi: Eda's kneecaps have owls carved into them and it's kind of weird so 4/10
Oblivious Much?: what?
Owl Mom: Shh we don't talk about it
Oblivious Much?: I—?
Flowers: this is weird
Golden Boi: not as weird as your kneecaps
Flowers: um....so offensive?
Golden Boi: your kneecaps are too nice I give you a 5/10 because they complimented my face but only a 5/10 because they were clearly lying
Flowers: :/
IllusionMaster: what about mine?
Golden Boi: YOU HAS FOUR KNEECAPS
Golden Boi: WHICH MEANS FOUR TIMES MORE RATING
Oblivious Much?: how does he have four kneecaps?
IllusionMaster: uwu I am the illusion master
Oblivious Much?: oh-
Golden Boi: I give 20.7/40 because they kept making me have illusion mustaches
IllusionMaster: You'd look good in an illusion mustache
Golden Boi: anyways
Better Twin: DO MINE
Golden Boi:hmm
Golden Boi: I say 7/10 but Edric's are better
EddieBoi: Aw so romantic
Better Twin: MY KNEECAPS ARE BETTER THAN HIS
Gay Panic: you're twins
Golden Boi: doesn't matter their kneecaps are still different
Golden Boi: Edric's kneecaps are outstanding
Golden Boi: magnificent kneecaps, a solid 9191828/10, most brilliant kneecaps I've ever stolen, better than all your loser kneecaps, Edric's kneecaps are my favorite kneecaps, I love them very very much
EddieBoi: sO rOmaNtiC 😭
Oblivious Much?: I wouldn't necessarily call that romantic but okay
Better Twin: well my kneecaps don't define me as a person
Golden Boi: actually that's the whole point of kneecaps
Oblivious Much?: I thought kneecaps protected the tendon and ligament structures of your knee joint and enhanced the movement of your knee??
Golden Boi: no wonder your kneecaps are so boring
Golden Boi: it must be a human thing
Magic Puddles: what the fuck
Golden Boi: do you want me to rate your kneecaps
Magic Puddles: nah I'm out this is weird
Magic Puddles is offline
Golden Boi: her loss
Better Twin: you're now my leave favorite person ever
Golden Boi: it's not my fault your kneecaps suck
The Hooty House: what about myyyyyyy kneecaps?
Golden Boi: Hooty you don't have kneecaps
Golden Boi: or legs for that matter
Golden Boi: OR ARMS
Golden Boi: YOU'RE JUST A INFINITELY LONG NECK WITH A FACE
Golden Boi: I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE MY LIFE IS A LIE AAAAAAHHHH
Golden Boi is offline
Oblivious Much?: and we banished giraffes for having long necks
EddieBoi: great job HOOTY >:(
The Hooty House: just because I don't have any kneecaps doesn't mean we can't be friends hoot hoot 🙃
Oblivious Much?: I'm officially terrified
King of Demons: *nervous sweating*
Gay Panic: that thing swallowed me and puked me out in your basement
Gay Panic: I've been afraid of it since day one
Gay Panic: and it's been afraid of me...
Gay Panic: ..... 🔪 🩸 😈 .....
The Hooty House: HHOOOOT HOOOOTY HOOOOOT
The Hooty House is offline
Oblivious Much?: oh heck
King of Demons: now I fear your girlfriend
Oblivious Much?: she's great isn't she
King of Demons: uhhhhhhhh
King of Demons is offline
Oblivious Much?: THAT BETTER HAVE BEEN A YES
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The Owl House Texting Stories
FanfictionYeah I don't know- The Owl House characters text each other and it's chaotic. None of the character belong to me! Hi. It has been many, many months since I last updated this, and I don't know if it will be updated again (at least not anytime soon)...
