The Owl House Texting Stories

Hunter Meets Everyone

Warning: Cursing

[Chaotic Hexside Children]

Oblivious Much? (Luz): Pokémon

Oblivious Much?: Gotta catch 'em all you seEEE

Oblivious Much?: I know it's my     d e s t i n y

Oblivious Much?: Pokémon

Eye Am Better Than You( Boscha): WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Oblivious Much? changed Eye Am Better Than You's name to Mean Gurl

Oblivious Much?: Stop being mean

Mean Gurl (Boscha): In your dreams bitch

Oblivious Much?:    :(

Gay Panic: I SENSE SOMEONE MAKING LUZ UPSET

Gay Panic: WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO DIE

Oblivious Much?: Nono it's okay!!!

Gay Panic: You sure????

Oblivious Much?: ye

Gay Panic: Ok...but if anybody DaREs make Luz sad....I WILL END YOU

Mean Gurl: dramatic much?

Gay Panic: you won't be saying that when I stomp on your grave

Mean Gurl: Dead people can't talk

Gay Panic: NO DUH

Oblivious Much?: Guys calllmmmm downnnn

Gay Panic: wutever

Flowers (Willow): Whats goin on

Oblivious Much?: Ami's threatening to kill Boscha 

Oblivious Much?: but we got it under control

Flowers: Okay then

IllusionMaster (Gus): Hey

Oblivious Much?: HIIII GUSSS :D

IllusionMaster:           :D

Oblivious Much:             :D

Mean Gurl: You're all so annoying

Flowers: says you

Mean Gurl: >:0

Mean Gurl: IM OFFENDED

Flowers: sorry-

Mean Gurl: >:(

Oblivious Much?: losers

Gay Panic: WHAT HAPPENED LUZ ARE YOU OKAY WHO CORRUPTED YOUR SOUL

Oblivious Much?: SORRY GUYS MY FRIEND TOOK MY PHONE

Gay Panic: wut 

Gay Panic: Who me and Willow and Gus are all here rn

Obvious Much?: My other friend Hunter

Oblivious Much?: Kinda friend, he's a bit annoying-

Oblivious Much?: Should I add him

Gay Panic: Why not

Mean Gurl: is he hot

Flowers: HEY 

Mean Gurl: Sorry-

Oblivious Much?: WAIT ARE YOU GUYS DATING

Oblivious Much?: WHOAOOAOAOAOA

Oblivious Much?: HOW-

Mean Gurl: JUST FUCKING ADD HIM ALREADY!!!

Oblivious Much?: okay but I'm not done with you guys 

Flowers: awkward

Oblivious Much? added Golden Boi

Golden Boi: FINALLY

Golden Boi: TOOK YOU A YEAR

Oblivious Much?: I GOT DISTRACTED

Golden Boi: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA NICE USERNAME

Oblivious Much?: SHUT UP >:(

Golden Boi: Hey Edric I come for your kneecaps

EddieBoi: WhEn diD yOu gEt hEre-

Golden Boi: I've always been here

Golden Boi: Watching

Golden Boi: Waiting

Oblivious Much?: I just added him a sec ago

Golden Boi: WAY TO RUIN THE MOMENT

Better Twin: OOO IS THIS YOUR SECRET BOYFRIEND

EddieBoi: NO-

Better Twin: IT ISSSSSSSSSSS

Better Twin: OooOOoOoOoO 

EddieBoi: NO

Golden Boi: Who wants to hear some embarrassing things about Luzzzzzzzzz?

Mean Gurl: ME!!

Flowers: Boscha! >:(

Mean Gurl: I can't miss this opportunity babe

Oblivious Much?: I KNEW IT YOU'RE DATING

Flowers: UHHHHH

Flowers: WHAT WAS IT YOU WERE SAYING ABOUT LUZ, HUNTER?

Flowers: *nervous laugh*

Golden Boi: yes yes

Golden Boi: Did you know she talks about Amity in her sleeep

Gay Panic: AISSYUABUSSGAGYVYDGUSGSJ

Gay Panic: 0/////0

Gay Panic: Shssbdjbdsshwhihshdugdybwjjhuvdyvdhjshhdudbuwhihdjfhi

Mean Gurl: HAHAHA

Flowers: You broke Amity

Golden Boi: and did you know she cries in the middle of the night reading Azura fanfiction

Gay Panic: wut

Luz: IT'S TRUE 😭

Mean Gurl: HAHAHAHA FREAK

Gay Panic: I think it's cute

Gay Panic: I MEAN

Gay Panic: UM

Gay Panic: I MEANT NOT...FREAKY!

Oblivious Much?: Thanks Ami

Gay Panic: 0////0

Golden Boi: Hey Amity did you know she has a stack of pictures of you and her in her drawer

Oblivious Much?: THAT'S ENOUGH

Golden Boi: Nah

Oblivious Much?: Do you want me to show the video of you running into the wall?

Golden Boi: oh fuck

Oblivious Much?: and the one where you accidentally confessed to Edric 😏

Golden Boi: OH FUCK

Golden Boi: OKI LOOKS LIKE WE'RE DONE HERE FOLKS

Better Twin: HaHahahHahha

Mean Gurl: Aw :(

Flowers: No sad

Mean Gurl: Ok fine

Oblivious Much?: Now on to the topic of youuu twoooo 😏

Flowers: UH LOOKS LIKE I GOTTA GO

Mean Gurl: wow look at the time I forgot to food the make

Mean Gurl: I MEAN, MAKE THE FOOD

Mean Gurl: ACK

Mean Gurl and Flowers are offline

Oblivious Much?: they're totally dating