The Owl House Texting Stories

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Kind of Amphibia spoilers???. because I CAN

[Chaotic Hexside Children]

Golden Boi: I do exist and I can kill any one of you at any time

Oblivious Much?: okay then....nice way to start off the day.....

Oblivious Much?: anyways who wants to meet my identical twin who isn't related to me in any way and doesn't actually look like me when she's not shapeshifting? 

Golden Boi: not me

Oblivious Much?: yay! I'm glad you want to! Let's let her in guys!!!!

Oblivious Much?: she's in the human realm right now! 

Golden Boi: wait what

Oblivious Much?: stop right there

Oblivious Much?: I'm too tried to break the forth wall so don't question how the human realm and the demon realm can chat together

Golden Boi: fair enough i'm pretty tired all the time

Gay Panic: who is this "identical twin"

Oblivious Much?: she's a baslilsikskskskskskskkskssk

Gay Panic: oh

Gay Panic: Wait W H A T 

Oblivious Much?: *explains epicly*

Golden Boi: I understand completely now

Gay Panic: yes wowoooowoow I know things yay

Oblivious Much? added DT2.0

DT2.0: hiiii :)

Oblivious Much?: You're part of the book now!

Golden Boi: I THOGUHT YOU SAID YOU WERE TOO TIRED TO BREAK THE FORTH WALLL?????

Oblivious Much?: whatever

Oblivious Much?: These are my witch friends and family! 

Oblivious Much?: also Hooty 

The Hooty House: I EXIST TOO! I MADE LUMITY CANON! DON'T FORGET MEEEE, HOOT HOOT!

Golden Boi:STOP. BREAKING. THE. FORTH. WALL!

The Hooty House: whatever fine 🙄 

Gay Panic: hi Vee

Oblivious Much?: this is Amity

Oblivious Much?: my awesome girlfriend 

Gay Panic: Hi 

DT2.0: hiii 

DT2.0: I didn't know you had a girlfriend

Oblivious Much?: I do

Oblivious Much?: and she's awesome 

Golden Boi: she's mean

Gay Panic: only to you

Golden Boi: WHYYY???.

Gay Panic: DO YOU SERIOUSLY WANT ME TO ANSWER THAT???

Golden Boi: NO 

Golden Boi: whatever I'M Hunter and I'm the best person here and let me tell you a couple of things

Golden Boi: Amity's mean, Boscha's a bitch, Willow's cool, Luz is annoying, Skara doesn't exist, Eda's awesome, Raine's nice, Gus is like a little 5 year old but I mean he never does anything except play wii music in the background of things so I guess he's fine, Hooty's an annoying ass motherfucker, King's a whiny 8 year old, Edric's really stupid but we all love him, Emira—

Golden Boi: Emira's not worth my time

Better Twin: YOU-

Golden Boi: Viney's got an attitude and keeps making out with Emira in closets so that's annoying, and I might be missing someone but I'm tired now so   e h 

DT2.0: Um

DT2.0: okay

Oblivious Much?: don't listen to Hunter when he insults people everyone here is amazing

Mean Gurl: w-

Oblivious Much?: except Boscha. Everyone but Boscha is amazing.

Mean Gurl: BITCH

DT2.0: what does that mean

Oblivious Much?: stop CURSING IN FROJT OF THE CHIDL

Golden Boi: 🖕 I can do whatever I fucking want 

Oblivious Much?: she's your siStEr Hunter

Golden Boi: w h a t - 

Golden Boi: A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO I HAD NO FAMILY AND NOW I HAVE TWO PARENTS AND TWO SISTERS AND ALSO A LITTLE DEMON RAT BROTHER?

Golden Boi: HOW TF DOES THAT WORK

Oblivious Much?: it's complicated, Camila's my mom and she adopted Vee and Eda's also my mom and she adopted me and you (without Camila's knowledge but like that's not important right now-) and King so basicallyyyyyy we're all related in a way except none of us are related?

Golden Boi: my brain hurts

Gay Panic: what brain

Golden Boi: BITCH-

King of Demons: I used to be an only child

King of Demons: now I'm the youngest child out of FOUR.

DT2.0: I used to have no family and now I have a mom and three siblings apparently

Oblivious Much?: I used to only have a mom and now I have 3 parents and 3 siblings 

Golden Boi: Eda what have you done

Owl Mom: I killed your uncle and surprise adopted you

Golden Boi: oh yeah

Golden Boi: thanks for that

DT2.0: um what

Golden Boi: what's up with your name

Oblivious Much?: it's short for DoubleTrouble2.0, because she's a shapeshifter like them except she's more amazing and adorable and better in every way

DT2.0: aw thanks Luz

Golden Boi: who tf is Double Trouble

Oblivious Much?: a character from a show I showed her called She-Ra

EddieBoi: haha "SHOW I SHOWed her" hahahahahahahha 

Gay Panic: shut up Edric 

Golden Boi: I bet it's not as good as Amphibia

Oblivious Much?: it's BETTER

Golden Boi: OH REALLY 

Golden Boi: NAME ONE THING BETTER

Oblivious Much?: none of the lovable main characters DIE

Golden Boi is offline

EddieBoi: great now he's crying on the ground 

Oblivious Much?: O o p s 

DT2.0: what

Oblivious Much?: nothing

Oblivious Much?: anyways isn't this AMAZING?

Gay Panic: it would be more amazing if Hunter wasn't here

Oblivious Much?: can you guys not hate each other for five seconds-

Gay Panic: my hatred for Hunter gets stronger and stronger the more I think of him and his STUPID FACE

DT2.0: um-

DT2.0: everyone here is pretty intense..

Oblivious Much?: welcome to the group  :)