[Chaotic Hexside Children]
EddieBoi: if you're waiting in a restaurant....does that make you the waiter?
Golden Boi: it's 3AM go back to sleep
EddieBoi: I wonder where all my baby teeth are right now
Golden Boi: Edric pLeAsE
EddieBoi: I mean, they have to be somewhere, right?
Golden Boi: EDRIC WAIT TILL MORNING TO DO THIS
Oblivious Much?: ughghgksjqknf what's goin on?
Golden Boi: Edric's having "deep thoughts" again
Oblivious Much?: noooooo
Mean Gurl: stfu I'm tryna sleep
EddieBoi: if two blind people have a baby together...who's gunna watch the baby?
Mean Gurl: I-
Rainestorm: does he do this regularly
Owl Mom: yes
Owl Mom: just ignore it
Oblivious Much?: HELP
Owl Mom: you're on your own kid
EddieBoi: when you cut a hole in a net, there are less holes
Golden Boi: yeah
Golden Boi: now sleep
EddieBoi: your eraser slowly dies because of your mistakes
Flowers: hUh?
IllusionMaster: IT'S TRUE!!!! 😭
EddieBoi: your brain automatically translates wtf, but not lol and ASAP?
Golden Boi: I still don't know what lol means btw
Oblivious Much?: nobody cares we're all TIRED
Gay Panic: WHO THE FUCK
Gay Panic: IS TEXTING
Gay Panic: AT THREE IN THE DAMN MORNING?
Oblivious Much?: uh-oh
Oblivious Much?: Ami it's okay Edric's just having deep thoughts again
Gay Panic: DO YOU WANT TO DIE EDRIC?
EddieBoi: if sleep is good for the brain...why is it not allowed in school?
Gay Panic: NOBODY CARES IDIOT
EddieBoi: if computers are smarter than humans...how did humans create something smarter than themselves?
Oblivious Much?: how do know what computers are-
Golden Boi: deep thoughts do that to you
Oblivious Much?: welp
Gay Panic: EVERYONE GO TO SLEEP
EddieBoi: Technically we only have 2 minutes to live...
Gay Panic: NO-
EddieBoi: but every time we breathe the timer resets
Gay Panic: shut. Up.
EddieBoi: if we sit on the toilet at 11:59PM...and it changes to 12:00....it's the same shit, different day....
Gay Panic: ...
Gay Panic: EVERYONE FUCKING SLEEP OR ELSE
Golden Boi: oh fuck
EddieBoi: yikes
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The Owl House Texting Stories
FanfictionYeah I don't know- The Owl House characters text each other and it's chaotic. None of the character belong to me! Hi. It has been many, many months since I last updated this, and I don't know if it will be updated again (at least not anytime soon)...