Deep Thoughts

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[Chaotic Hexside Children]


EddieBoi: if you're waiting in a restaurant....does that make you the waiter?

Golden Boi: it's 3AM go back to sleep

EddieBoi: I wonder where all my baby teeth are right now

Golden Boi: Edric pLeAsE

EddieBoi: I mean, they have to be somewhere, right?

Golden Boi:  EDRIC WAIT TILL MORNING TO DO THIS

Oblivious Much?: ughghgksjqknf what's goin on?

Golden Boi: Edric's having "deep thoughts" again

Oblivious Much?: noooooo

Mean Gurl: stfu I'm tryna sleep

EddieBoi: if two blind people have a baby together...who's gunna watch the baby?

Mean Gurl: I-

Rainestorm: does he do this regularly

Owl Mom: yes

Owl Mom: just ignore it

Oblivious Much?: HELP

Owl Mom: you're on your own kid

EddieBoi: when you cut a hole in a net, there are less holes

Golden Boi: yeah

Golden Boi: now sleep

EddieBoi: your eraser slowly dies because of your mistakes

Flowers: hUh?

IllusionMaster: IT'S TRUE!!!! 😭 

EddieBoi: your brain automatically translates wtf, but not lol and ASAP?

Golden Boi: I still don't know what lol means btw

Oblivious Much?: nobody cares we're all TIRED

Gay Panic: WHO THE FUCK

Gay Panic: IS TEXTING

Gay Panic: AT THREE IN THE DAMN MORNING?

Oblivious Much?: uh-oh

Oblivious Much?: Ami it's okay Edric's just having deep thoughts again

Gay Panic: DO YOU WANT TO DIE EDRIC?

EddieBoi: if sleep is good for the brain...why is it not allowed in school?

Gay Panic: NOBODY CARES IDIOT

EddieBoi: if computers are smarter than humans...how did humans create something smarter than themselves? 

Oblivious Much?: how do know what computers are-

Golden Boi: deep thoughts do that to you

Oblivious Much?: welp

Gay Panic: EVERYONE GO TO SLEEP

EddieBoi: Technically we only have 2 minutes to live...

Gay Panic: NO-

EddieBoi: but every time we breathe the timer resets

Gay Panic: shut. Up.

EddieBoi: if we sit on the toilet at 11:59PM...and it changes to 12:00....it's the same shit, different day....

Gay Panic: ...

Gay Panic: EVERYONE FUCKING SLEEP OR ELSE

Golden Boi: oh fuck

EddieBoi: yikes

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