The Owl House Texting Stories

Cutely

[Chaotic Hexside Children]

Gay Panic: so there's a fruit and a color called the same thing??

Oblivious Much?: Yep

Gay Panic: don't you get confused?

Oblivious Much?: Not really

Gay Panic: wow 

Oblivious Much?: yes

Golden Boi is online

Oblivious Much?: hi Hunter

Golden Boi: what the heck is you guys talking about

Oblivious Much?: Oranges

Golden Boi: *is confused cutely*

Gay Panic: wtf

Oblivious Much?: never do that again

Golden Boi: why

Oblivious Much?: it's kind of strange ngl

Golden Boi: *is offended cutely*

Oblivious Much?: NO

Gay Panic: tf Hunter

Golden Boi: UwU

Gay Panic: NO

Golden Boi: I can do what I WANT

Better Twin: the hell's going on over here?

Golden Boi: they're being mean to me

Better Twin: Luz can't be mean

Oblivious Much?: I take that as a compliment and an insult 

Golden Boi: *laughs cutely*

Oblivious Much?: STOP 

EddieBoi: whoa so cute

Golden Boi: *blushes cutely*

Oblivious Much?: IM DYINGGG STOP IT HUNTER PLEASEEEE

EddieBoi: *dies from cuteness*

Gay Panic: you're dead to me Ed

Better Twin: haha that rhymes

Gay Panic: uhh-?

Golden Boi: *gasps cutely*

Oblivious Much?: STOOooOoOooP

Golden Boi: *revives cutely*

EddieBoi: *is revived*

Oblivious Much?: I can't handle this I need to escape—

Golden Boi: you have NOWHERE TO RUN

Golden Boi: *evil laughs cutely*

EddieBoi: *faints from cuteness*

Golden Boi: *grabs and holds in arms cutely*

Oblivious Much?: HELP ME SOMEONE I'M BEING TORTURED

Gay Panic: I'm going to kill both of you

Golden Boi: YOU CAN'T KILL ME I AM IMMORTAL

Golden Boi: *is cute cutely*

Better Twin: this is both entertaining and painful to watch

Mean Gurl: wtf is going on here

Golden Boi: i'm being better than everyone else

Oblivious Much?: SOMEONE SAVE ME