The Owl House Texting Stories

Parent Fight

[Chaotic Hexside Children]

Gay Panic: a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to man running the stand

Oblivious Much?: DUN DUN DUN, GOT ANY GRAAAPPPPEESSS? 

Mean Gurl: tf

Golden Boi: I'm too tired for your shit 

IllusionMaster: is this a human thing?

IllusionMaster: AND YOU TOLD AMITY BEFORE ME?

Flowers: Amity is her girlfriend Gus

IllusionMaster: BUT IM THE HUMAN EXPERT

Gay Panic: idk what to do I'm just hungry and bored and ughghgughgghhghghgh

Golden Boi: okay then-

Oblivious Much?: if you're hungry eat 

Gay Panic: I can't my parents went off the sell abomination stuff and forgot there was no food in the house and they're gunna be gone for a day and a half so r.i.p

EddieBoi:       ;(

Better Twin: we've survived worse

Better Twin: plus with Eda's lessons we can just steal y'know 

Gay Panic: STEALING IS WRONG

Gay Panic: YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT

Better Twin: whatever little miss perfect

Gay Panic: at least you're not calling me gay disaster anymore 

Better Twin: sure gay disaster 

Gay Panic: AaaAAA IM GOING TO KILL YOU

Oblivious Much?: guys if you're hungry come over to the owl house there's plenty of food here

Oblivious Much?: you can have as much as you want there's a lot

Oblivious Much?: most of it's probably stolen but I've given up hope for Eda

EddieBoi: REALLLY?

Better Twin: *sniff* YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S SO KIND AMITY

Gay Panic: I know 😌

Gay Panics: Thanks Luz-

Oblivious Much?: NO PROBLEM COME OVER WHENEVER YOU NEED UWU

3 hours later

Owl Mom: Odalia is the worst fucking parent ever

Oblivious Much?: Eda!

Owl Mom: what it's true 

Owl Mom: she didn't even notice she had no food their her kids when she left for a couple of days

Owl Mom: SOUNDS LIKE BAD PARENTING TO ME 

EddieBoi: it's true 😔 

Owl Mom: I can surprise adopt you if you want 

Better Twin: surprise adopt-?

Gay Panic: she means kidnap but in a "better way" 

EddieBoi: ...

EddieBoi: you can surprise adopt me-

Gay Panic: NO ED, WE'RE NOT LEAVING OUR PARENTS, IT'LL JUST CAUSE TROUBLE FOR EVERYONE 

Owl Mom: you know what

Owl Mom: IM GOING TO FIGHT HER

Oblivious Much?: wait what

A day and a half later

Oblivious Much?: HELP EDA IS BEATING ODALIA UP IN A MCDONALD'S PARKING LOT

Gay Panic: what's a McDonald's? 

Oblivious Much?: Sorry I meant in the middle of town* autocorrect

Gay Panic: how does that-

Oblivious Much?: ANYWAYS WE NEED TO STOP HER!

EddieBoi: Do we really have to

Better Twin: yeah we're the kids here she's the adult, who should we get involved?

Gay Panic: like she always says: "we're adults and you're stupid little kids we know better than you"

EddieBoi: if she knows so much better she can defeat Eda

Gay Panic: yeah I think she's fine

Oblivious Much?: ...

Oblivious Much?: you're right :3

Gay Panic: let's go get some ice cream 

Oblivious Much?: yey

They got ice cream and sat down in the middle of town to watch the fight from a safe distance while cheering Eda on