Random Chaos Is In The Air

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[Groupchat: Chaotic Hexside Children]

Flowers: Hey hey

Gay Panic: I'm gAy

Golden Boi: I have crippling depression :)

Oblivious Much?: WHOA HUNTER YOU OKAY

Golden Boi: Edric got his foot stuck in the toaster for the 5th time today 

Golden Boi: AND IT'S 9:30AM

Gay Panic: This is why I hang out at Luz's place

Golden Boi: WELL IM STUCK WITH HIM BECAUSE YOU AND EMIRA ARE OUT VISITING YOUR GIRLFIRNEDS

EddieBoi: You don't like me? :(

Golden Boi: No I do I sorry

EddieBoi: NO CUDDLES

Golden Boi: NOOOOOOOO

Golden Boi: *unholy screeching*

EddieBoi: Oh fuck

EddieBoi: meh ears

Gay Panic: I can hear that and I'm miles away

Oblivious Much?: you have very talented vocal cords

Mean Gurl: smh

Mean Gurl: You could use that talent to bully children

Flowers: BOSCHA.

Mean Gurl: Ohhh hell nah 

Mean Gurl is offline

Flowers: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BULLYING KIDS

Flowers: IMMA GET YOU AND IMMA SHOVE YOU UP A KID'S NOSE

Flowers is offline

King of Demons: I FINALLY GOT TEXTING THING

King of Demons: NOW YOU SHALL ALL FEEL. MY. WRATH.

Oblivious Much?: KINGGG :DDD

Oblivious Much?: COME HERE YOU ADORABLE BALL OF FUR

King of Demons: WEH???

King of Demons: STAY BACK

Oblivious Much?: VIRTUAL HUG

Oblivious Much?: *hugs*

King of Demons: NOOOOOOOO

King of Demons: Wait this isn't that bad

Oblivious Much?: UwU

King of Demons: AAAAAA

Gay Panic: i'm going to kill you Gus

IllusionMaster: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

Gay Panic: your point?

EddieBoi: Umm Hunter 👉👈

Golden Boi: what do you want now

Golden Boi: first you take away my cuddles now you dare speak to me again

EddieBoi: well uh

Golden Boi: WHAT?

EddieBoi: Umm

Golden Boi: Spill it Blight 

EddieBoi: My foot is stuck in da toaster again 🥺

Golden Boi: NO

Golden Boi: IM FUCKING DONE

Golden Boi is offline

EddieBoi: NOOOOO BABE

Gay Panic: hahaha

EddieBoi: meanie 

Mean Gurl: I'm alive bitches

Oblivious Much?: so the bomb didn't go off

Mean Gurl: WHAT

Oblivious Much?: NOTHING

Mean Gurl: YOU SET A BOMB?

Oblivious Much?: NO

IllusionMaster: way to go Luz

Oblivious Much?: Lol I forgot you were here 

Mean Gurl: Imagine being forgotten

Flowers: Who are you again

Mean Gurl: ...

IllusionMaster: when they ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand...

Mean Gurl: OH BE QUIET

Flowers: oh now I remember who you are 😒

Mean Gurl: 😡

Oblivious Much?: Can someone tell me why Edric has a pair of underwear on his head and forks taped to his fingers

Golden Boi: UwU

EddieBoi: I'm sorry 😭

EddieBoi: please spare me

Golden Boi: NO YOU WALK AROUND LIKE THAT UNTIL TOMORROW AT 12:00PM

EddieBoi: *SOBBING*

Golden Boi: *EVIL LAUGHING*

Oblivious Much?: *CONFUSED NOISES*


Two hours later


Better Twin: The chaos was real and I wasn't here for it

EddieBoi: yeah you were too busy kissing Viney

Better Twin: SHUT UP

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