The Owl House Texting Stories

King's Super Sad Death

SORRY I HAVENT UPDATED THIS IM BUSY AND LIFE AND STUFF 

CHAPTERS ARE PROBABLY GOING TO BE SLOWER IM SORRY WJNGJJWJGKW

[Chaotic Hexside Children]

Oblivious Much?: hey besties

Mean Gurl: we're not besties 

Oblivious Much?: that's what you think

Mean Gurl: what

Oblivious Much?: What

EddieBoi: HEY GUYS

Better Twin: shut up Ed

Gay Panic: shut up Ed

EddieBoi: oh

EddieBoi: okay then

EddieBoi sadly went offline in a sad way

Golden Boi: great SEE WHAT YOU DID

Oblivious Much?:I didn't do anything

Golden Boi: sure

Oblivious Much?: I diDN'T!

Golden Boi: sure

Oblivious Much?:         :(

Gay Panic: SHE'S CRYING NOW

Gay Panic: I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF

Golden Boi: bold of you to assume I was happy with myself before

Gay Panic: bold of you to assume I was assuming that

Golden Boi: bold of you to assume I was assuming you were assuming that

Gay Panic: bold of you to-

Oblivious Much?: um

Oblivious Much?: pls stop

Gay Panic: did you just-

Oblivious Much?: just what?

Gay Panic: HOW-

Oblivious Much?: how what?

Golden Boi: lol you're st-

Oblivious Much?: super amazing? Yeah, she is

Golden Boi: .....

Golden Boi is offline

Gay Panic: I'm glad he's gone

Gay Panic: never liked him much

Flowers: oh really? I thought you guys were best friends 

IllusionMaster: Wait but they've always hated each other?

Flowers: sarcasm, Gus

IllusionMaster: oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oblivious Much?: King is missing 

Oblivious Much?: DID HOOTY EAT KING AGAIN? 

Oblivious Much?: OH NO

The Hooty House: I would NEVER, hoot hoot! 

Oblivious Much?: you've done it multiple different times before

The Hooty House: noooooooooooo......hoot....

Oblivious Much?: ...

The Hooty House: GOTTA GO HOOT

Oblivious Much?: WAIT

The Hooty House is offline

Oblivious Much?: oh no

Oblivious Much?: KING'S PROBABLY DIGESTED ALREADY

Oblivious Much?: 😭 😭 😭 😭 

Magic Puddles: Actually-

Oblivious Much?: WE HAVE TO HOLD A FUNERAL TO HONOR HIM 😭 😭 

Magic Puddles: no-

Oblivious Much?: KIIIINGGGG 😭 

Gay Panic: seriously how is she doing that-

One hour later

Owl Mom: *sobbing* 

Oblivious Much?: *harder sobbing*

Golden Boi: Who's King again

Oblivious Much?: YOU LITTLE-

Oblivious Much?: *smacks*

Golden Boi: lol this is texting you can't actually-

Golden Boi: OWWWW WTF

Gay Panic: don't underestimate Luz

Golden Boi: I will do whatever I want

Gay Panic: *slaps*

Golden Boi: WHY DOES THIS HURT ME

Magic Puddles: guys stop crying King is-

Oblivious Much?: KING, IMMA MISS YOU SO MUCH BUDDY

Oblivious Much?: YOU WERE SO YOUNG 

Oblivious Much?: TOO YOUNG

Oblivious Much?: 😭 😭 

Magic Puddles: Luz-

Oblivious Much?: 😭 😭 

Gay Panic: is interrupting people through text a human thing or-

Oblivious Much?: 😭 😭 😭 

Better Twin: this is painful to watch

EddieBoi: then don't watch poopoo head

Better Twin: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A POOPOO HEAD

EddieBoi: yeah what u gunna do what it

Better Twin: MOOOOOMMM

EddieBoi: mom doesn't love us enough to care

Better Twin: oh yeah

Better Twin: ...

Better Twin: 😭 😭 😭 

EddieBoi: doNT CRY IM GUNNA CRY

EddieBoi: 😭 😭 

Magic Puddles: Nvm I'm leaving you're all idiots 

Oblivious Much?: 😭 😭 😭 

Owl Mom: 😭 😭 😭 😭 

Gay Panic: 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 

Golden Boi: why are you crying

Gay Panic: when Luz cries I cry bitch

Gay Panic: I can't help it 😭 

Golden Boi: you're all idiots 

Oblivious Much?: *punches while crying*

Golden Boi: OW 

Golden Boi: YOU GUYS ARE SO WEIRD

Golden Boi: IM LEAVING

Golden Boi is offline

Oblivious Much?: 😭 😭 😭 

Two hours later

King of Demons: hey guuys what did I miss