[Chaotic Hexside Children]
Owl Mom: you know that feeling when you wake up and just have a sudden urge just to commit arson
Oblivious Much?: um, NO, actually, I don't —
Mean Gurl: lol I do
Gay Panic: yeah-
Golden Boi: is there ever a day where I don't wake up and want to burn away all my problems
Oblivious Much?: are you guys okay?
King of Demons: King like arson!
Oblivious Much?: no King you shouldn't like arson
EddieBoi: I don't know what world you're living in where arson doesn't solve all your problems
Oblivious Much?: ...
Oblivious Much?: the human realm?
EddieBoi: oh yeah lol
Better Twin: idiot
EddieBoi: I am NOT an idiot
Golden Boi: lol you are an idiot
EddieBoi: :(
Golden Boi: but you're MY idiot UwU
EddieBoi: :D
Better Twin: you're starting to sound like Amity and Luz
Oblivious Much?: WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME AND AMITY HUH?
Better Twin: whoa I'm just sayin
Mean Gurl: yeah it's cringy and weird
Mean Gurl: Willow and I don't do that
Flowers: that's because I don't like you enough to do that
Mean Gurl: ...
IllusionMaster: who else hears hysterical sobbing from miles away
Oblivious Much?: me
Mean Gurl: STFU
Owl Mom: you know what would make all your sadness go away kid?
Mean Gurl: what old lady?
Owl Mom: arson
Mean Gurl: YOURE RIGHT
Flowers: imma commit arson on your face
Mean Gurl: are you flirting with me?
Flowers: that was clearly a death threat
Mean Gurl: idk sounded like flirting to me
Flowers: Wait a second as I commit arson on your house to get you to shut up
Mean Gurl: yikes calm down
Mean Gurl: I'm never this mean to you
Flowers: ...
Flowers: totally like you didn't bully me for years and years
Mean Gurl: I APOLOGIZED FOR THAT
Gay Panic: Boscha apologizing? I don't believe it
Owl Mom: you kids are idiots
Owl Mom: anyways who wants to commit arson with me?
Golden Boi: ME!
EddieBoi: ME!
Better Twin: ME!
Mean Gurl: ME!
Gay Panic: I mean....
Oblivious Much?: Amity!!
Gay Panic: :(
Gay Panic: no I don't want to commit arson 😔
Mean Gurl: I can't believed you're suppressing your girlfriend from doing the one thing she loves the most: arson.
Mean Gurl: what a terrible girlfriend you are to Amity and look how much better I am to Willow
Mean Gurl: right Willow?
Flowers: shut up
Mean Gurl: I'm taking that as a yes
Oblivious Much?: AMI IM SORRY YOU CAN COMMIT ARSON IF YOU WANT
Gay Panic: NO LUZ IT'S FINE
Gay Panic: I DONT WANT TO COMMIT ARSON IF I CAN BE WITH YOU
Oblivious Much?: THAT'S SO ROMANTIC I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Gay Panic: SAME
Owl Mom: let's all go before I puke
Oblivious Much?: you're just jealous
Owl Mom: 🙄
Turns out Eda actually was slightly jealous
But nobody knows that
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The Owl House Texting Stories
FanfictionYeah I don't know- The Owl House characters text each other and it's chaotic. None of the character belong to me! Hi. It has been many, many months since I last updated this, and I don't know if it will be updated again (at least not anytime soon)...
