[Chaotic Hexside Children]
EddieBoi: Be prepared to die
Golden Boi: THEN DIE I SHALL
Golden Boi: *dramatic fight pose*
EddieBoi: *slightly less dramatic but still pretty dramatic fight pose*
Golden Boi: *epic fight scene*
IllusionMaster: *wii music plays*
EddieBoi: yes
Owl Mom: shit someone I know is having a child and I don't want to be invited to her stupid baby ritual
Oblivious Much?: ....
Oblivious Much?: baby ritual?
Owl Mom: after someone has a child they have a whole ritual to get rid of any curses they may have
Oblivious Much?: ohhh I thought the boiling isles's babies were just summoned out of nowhere instead of being born for a sec there lol-
Golden Boi: wait
Golden Boi: babies aren't summoned from out of nowhere?
Oblivious Much?: wut
Gay Panic: no???
Golden Boi: wait then how tf are babies made
Owl Mom: oh shit nah I'm not the one who's gunna explain this to him
Owl Mom is offline
Oblivious Much?: how do you not know how babies are made??? Aren't you like, 16????
Golden Boi: emperor Belos usually just got all weird when I asked and eventually just said they were summoned by rituals and shit and never answered any other questions
Golden Boi: so I thought that was just it
Better Twin: even Edric knows how babies are made!
EddieBoi: yeah, even I know how babies are made!!!!
Golden Boi: well
Golden Boi: okay
Golden Boi: then how are they made???
Everyone is offline
Golden Boi: ...
Golden Boi: HOW DO THEY EXPECT ME TO KNOW THINGS IF THEY WONT TELL ME?
The Hooty House is online
The Hooty House: come with meeeeeeee, Hunter, and I can tell you allllll about it :)
Golden Boi: hell nah I'm out
Golden Boi is offline
The Hooty House: OH WELL HOOT HOOT
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The Owl House Texting Stories
FanfictionYeah I don't know- The Owl House characters text each other and it's chaotic. None of the character belong to me! Hi. It has been many, many months since I last updated this, and I don't know if it will be updated again (at least not anytime soon)...
