[Chaotic Hexside Children]
Golden Boi: bruh why does your toothpaste taste so weird
Oblivious Much?: ....
Oblivious Much?: I'm going to act like I didn't just hear that
Golden Boi: *dies in autotune*
Oblivious Much?: WITCHES DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT AUTOTUNE IS, ONE, AND TWO, THAT MAKES NO SENSE-
Golden Boi: mmmmmm,mmmmm
Oblivious Much?: die
Golden Boi: aajjakakkamamaammaakaakkskakakalqlqoqqoowwlllqlwlwllwlwwllwllwwlwlwlwlwlwlelwlqlqlwlwlqlwlqlqllwlq
Oblivious Much?: therapy
Golden Boi: the mumkeu stole my bananaiaans
EddieBoi: Hunty you okay?
Golden Boi: mmmMMm,M,m YEeeEeSAsaaHH
EddieBoi: that's a no-
Golden Boi: NOT TOOTHPASTE
Oblivious Much?: WAIT EDA HAS A POTION THAT MAKES PEOPLE ACT WEIRD WHEN THEY EAT IT IN ONE OF MY TOOTHPASTE THINGS-
EddieBoi: WHY?
Oblivious Much?: I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WOULD EAT IT!
Golden Boi: iiiii like toothpaste on my salaalaaaaalalalald
EddieBoi: great now I have to get myself unstuck from this toilet to go help him
Golden Boi: vvvnnv vv vmvmvmvvmvn
Golden Boi: musshhroom dance mushroom dance owowowoooww
Golden Boi: aaa aaa AAAA DOG
EddieBoi: YES I DID IT
EddieBoi: ARE YOU PROUD OF ME
Golden Boi: yes I am trout of you
EddieBoi: I feel so loved
Oblivious Much?: where even is he
EddieBoi: my boyfriend senses are tingling
EddieBoi: I KNOW WHERE HE IS
Golden Boi: funny suqaow
Golden Boi: Harry Sasquatch
EddieBoi: found him he made friends with a squirrel
Golden Boi: namz Harry Sasquatch
EddieBoi: what a beautiful name
EddieBoi: OOOO A BIRDIE LET'S GO FIND SOME MORE FRIENDS HUNTY!
Oblivious Much?: NO WHY DID I THINK YOU'D BE FINE ALONE
Oblivious Much?: IM COMING TO GET BOTH OF YOU NOW
Oblivious Much?: without Hunter you're an absolute disaster
EddieBoi: heyyy :(
Five hours later
Golden Boi: ugh
EddieBoi: he's back :)
Oblivious Much?: with no help from you
Golden Boi: yeah yeah whatever
Oblivious Much?: did you learn your lesson on eating other people's tooothpastes?
Golden Boi: mhm sure
EddieBoi: he says as he puts toothpaste on his hot dog
Golden Boi: SHHHH
Oblivious Much?: you disgusting rat
Golden Boi: that rat is King not me
King of Demons: I AM NOT A RAT
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The Owl House Texting Stories
FanficYeah I don't know- The Owl House characters text each other and it's chaotic. None of the character belong to me! Hi. It has been many, many months since I last updated this, and I don't know if it will be updated again (at least not anytime soon)...
