The Blights Aren't Okay

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[Group Chat: Chaotic Hexside Children]


EddieBoi: YEET

EddieBoi: YEET

Better Twin: SKIRT

EddieBoi: YEET

EddieBoi: YEET

Better Twin: SKIRT

EddieBoi: YEET

Better Twin: sKirT

Gay Panic: Hold up 

EddieBoi: YEET

Better Twin: SKIIRTT

Gay Panic: drop that

EddieBoi: YEET

Gay Panic: Skirt that

EddieBoi: YEET

Gay Panic: pop that

Better Twin: SKIRT

Better Twin: Aye

EddieBoi: Aye

Better Twin: Aye

EddieBoi: Aye

Gay Panic: 🎶 You never loved me mom 🎶

EddieBoi: 💃 

Better Twin: 💃

Gay Panic: 🎶 but I needed you whoooOaao yeah 🎶

(A/N I don't even care if I did that right or not I'm tired—

Golden Boi: what the—

Oblivious Much?: Ami are you okay—

Gay Panic: wut

Gay Panic: o course

Oblivious Much?: Mhm....* d o u b t *

Gay Panic: DONT DOUBT ME

Oblivious Much?: Okay fine

Mean Gurl: what the actual fuck

Golden Boi: Ed don't you dare stick your foot in that toilet

EddieBoi: but...

Golden Boi: DON'T YOU DARE 

EddieBoi: BUT-

Golden Boi: DONT. YOU. FUCKING. DARE.

EddieBoi: ...

EddieBoi: Huntyy

Golden Boi: W.H.A.T

EddieBoi: ... my foot is stuck in the toilet

Golden Boi: FUUUUCKKKKKK

Oblivious Much?: Lol this is the fifth time this week right

Gay Panic: yup

Mean Gurl: HOW THE FUCK-

Mean Gurl: Y'all Blights aren't okay

IllusionMaster: wut's going on

Better Twin: lol

Oblivious Much?: what

Better Twin: lol

Oblivious Much?: Wh....??

Better Twin: LOL

Gay Panic: WHAT

Better Twin: LOL

Gay Panic: FUCKING WHATTTTTTTTTTT

Better Twin: oh hi Amity

Better Twin: what the fuck are you yelling about

Gay Panic: FUCK YOU

Better Twin: That's Viney's job

Gay Panic: ....

Better Twin: ....

EddieBoi: ....

EddieBoi: my foot's on the toilet again

Golden Boi rage left the chat

Mean Gurl: Like I said—not okay.

Oblivious Much?: NOO

Oblivious Much? added Golden Boi into the chat

Oblivious Much?: You're stuck with us forever

Golden Boi: NOOO

EddieBoi: hi uhm I got my other foot stuck too

Golden Boi: HOW THERE'S NOT EVEN TWO TOILETS CLOSE ENOUGH TOGETHER FOR YOU TO DO THIS

Golden Boi: NO

Golden Boi: Fuck this shit I'm out

EddieBoi: m-mh

Golden Boi: Fuck this shit I'm out

EddieBoi: No, thanks

Golden Boi: Don't mind me

Golden Boi: I'ma just grab my stuff and leave

Golden Boi: Excuse me, please

Golden Boi: Fuck this shit I'm out

Oblivious Much?: Nope

Golden Boi: Fuck this shit I'm out

IllusionMaster: Alright then

Golden Boi: I don't know what the fuck just happened

Golden Boi: But I don't really care

Golden Boi: I'ma get the fuck up outta here

Golden Boi: Fuck this shit I'm out
Golden Boi is offline

EddieBoi: we'll see him again 😌

Oblivious Much?: Lol he finally snapped

Better Twin: makes sense seeing how you're his boyfriend Edric lol

EddieBoi:     :(

Gay Panic: lol



One vote = one one kind word for Edric

JK lol

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