Platypus

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[Chaotic Hexside Children]


EddieBoi: laughing is just aggressive breathing

Golden Boi: I guess I can successfully say I have never breathed aggressively then

EddieBoi: Wh- no-

Oblivious Much?: Yikes

EddieBoi: lol wait I have something to say

Oblivious Much?: okay what

Five hours later

Oblivious Much?: sooooo are you going to tell us orrrr?

EddieBoi: I can't figure out how to spell platypus

Golden Boi: why do you need to spell platypus? 

EddieBoi: that doesn't CONCERN YOU. 

Golden Boi: I- okay

Oblivious Much?: wait I actually don't know how to spell platypus 

Mean Gurl: guys-

Mean Gurl: are you DUMB?

Golden Boi: shh

Golden Boi: don't tell them

Golden Boi: I want to see where this goes 

Mean Gurl: ...

Mean Gurl: Okay

Mean Gurl: proceed

Oblivious Much?: Aannyywayyys

Oblivious Much?: we have to get a dictionary! 

EddieBoi: but that means I actually have to gEt uP

Oblivious Much?: fair point

Oblivious Much?: let's spam random words until we find out how to spell platypus 

EddieBoi: okay

EddieBoi: plantipus

Oblivious Much?: plaidipus

EddieBoi: plankypus 

Oblivious Much?: plattipus 

EddieBoi: platiepus

Oblivious Much?: platapus 

EddieBoi: Schnabeltier

Oblivious Much?: palananpus

EddieBoi: platepus 

Oblivious Much?: it's hopeless

EddieBoi: we'll never find out how to spell platypus 

Oblivious Much?: if only autocorrect wasn't so useless

EddieBoi: HOW WILL WE EVER FIND OUT HOW TO SPELL PLATYPUS????

Better Twin: lmao half a braincell at it's finest 

Golden Boi: hA

Mean Gurl: they're idiots 

EddieBoi: THEN YOU TELL US HOW TO SPELL PLATYPUS

Mean Gurl: platypus 

EddieBoi: yeah

Oblivious Much?: spell it

Mean Gurl: ...

Mean Gurl: PLATYPUS.

Oblivious Much?: yes!!!

EddieBoi: what part of platypus do you not understand? 

Mean Gurl: ....

Mean Gurl is offline

Golden Boi: ha

Oblivious Much?: ugh

Oblivious Much?: WE'LL FIND OUT OURSELVES

Gay Panic: what's happenin 

Oblivious Much?: we're tryna figure out how to spell platypus

Gay Panic: ....

Golden Boi: the only thing I'm learning is how much of an IDIOT Luz is

Golden Boi: and I already knew that before! 

Gay Panic: I'm too tired for this shit

Gay Panic is offline

Oblivious Much?: was it something I said? 

Golden Boi: more like something you spelled

EddieBoi: speaking of spelling DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO SPELL PLATYPUS?

Magic Puddles: you're dumber than Emira

Better Twin: hey! 

Magic Puddles: YOU'RE FUCKING SPELLING IT RIGHT NOW

Magic Puddles: YOU'VE BEEN SPELLING IT THIS WHOLE TIME

Magic Puddles: THIS IS A     C H A T 

EddieBoi: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oblivious Much?: lmao #oopsies

Golden Boi: tf

Golden Boi: I'm leaving

EddieBoi: i'M sOrRy

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